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  1. When we moved to Lee I used to walk to Eltham baths 3 or 4 times a week it was a fair old hike but I liked one of the girls who worked there?
  2. Two blokes having a pint. Bill says "have another drink" Tom says he daren't the mrs will go nuts if he is late home. "No" says Bill " just give her 20 minutes of oral sex she won't complain" "OK I will try that" says tom. So he has few more drinks and when he gets home the house is in darkness so he creeps upstairs and slides under the duvet and starts to do the wall of death. Looks at his luminous watch does another 5 minutes and not a word of complaint from the wife. So he thinks "great I will have a slash then get some kip". Creeps to the toilet opens the door and sees his wif
  3. Maureen is talking to Doris. "It's my Sidney he's not interested in sex any more" "Maureen get yourself down to ann summers buy some saucy underwear my bert loves it. Really gets him going." So Maureen buys herself some new lingerie. Sees Sid coming home up the front drive so she runs upstairs to get changed. When she comes down in her split crutch panties Sid is in his chair so Maureen bends over and says " have some of that" Sid looks up and says "no thanks look what it did to those knickers"
  4. That's it wilf we had our harpoon lessons at ladywell pool with the school but dad taught us all at Laurie Grove baths well before we started school. Proper old fashioned victoriana bathhouse lovely architecture but freezing cold and full of roaches. Still had a room at the back with rows and rows of actual bath tubs. Think it's flats now....
  5. He'll get photos of the b@stards in the wild soon enough when they reintroduce the lynx, another apex predator for our wildlife to contend with, all the ground nesting birds hare rabbits etc. The capercaillie will go the way of the dodo. I've been up close to one of these f@ckers in palacerigg country park back in the 1980s it was lying in its enclosure and then one of the keeper came round and started the feeding routine the c@nt got up big leggy thing with a head like a 30 bob cabbage, more than capable of killing a person in my opinion.they say they stand 1.3m tall thats about 51" ffs.
  6. Used to love a walk round there with my old man. He was a stevedore for years and used to take us all round the docks after they closed down. Often used to go for a drink round Greenwich with him and my brothers. All a bit touristy and Camden lipke now but still pleasant.
  7. beast

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    Should have taken him off line
  8. 100% fox for me the tail is white tipped but doesn't get sUch a thick brush in warm climate apparently. Colour is a bit of a giveaway too
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    . Is that called the Irish hunting forum. Its called ditchshitter blog funnily enough . Haha funny cnut,in sure he has a forum to. ? think his forum folded but I'm not sure
  10. Clothes peg x wire haired coathangerDoes it come wth a trial ? Crown court or magistrates
  11. And a pint in the Cutty Sark or the yacht afterwards.
  12. beast

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    . Is that called the Irish hunting forum. Its called ditchshitter blog funnily enough ?
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    http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/211309-disabled-feller-fights-with-me/
  14. beast

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    He still has a blog going
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    Offliner the was the best thread ever.
  16. Now you know me by now, I am not one for fighting on the internet but I do enjoy watching you fellas bickering. It seems that some members really do rub others up the wrong way deliberately for fun and others just can't help it. It seems that the following seem to really annoy a lot of people so I just wondered who is the most annoying? Petersandlee Dogbollox Bgd Kelly the binocular conman Mark brick Anyone I have missed? ?
  17. Best wishes to accip and byron
  18. Did a film job with oddie around 1999 he was an arrogant little shit and incredibly bossy and rude to his film crew. He acted like a fucling brat proper luvvie but spiteful like an old queen
  19. I have met Peckham a couple of times he is just a dick
  20. I have to say that every tasmaniam tiger film I have seen has been a fox....
  21. I looked at the picture earlier and I think it is a leopard too. Note the small size but more especially the hooked tail says leopatd rather than tiger to me.
  22. Including the wife but don't send her back
  23. I've got a load of old tat here that doesnt work if someone wants to fix it and send back. Thanks.
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