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RubyTex

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  1. Oooh ya b*****d got me mouth watering here I love custard but my favourite is ice cream...you know what i'm buying from the shop this afternoon!!!
  2. Not a night time activity, what about them weirdos who frequent the sand dunes but don't seem to be walking as such, more...looking for something....are they dirty old men looking to get their knobs polished or what??
  3. I have read some shit in my time but that is something else. The EU are to blame for the shite weather?!
  4. If that's the case how can my springers go swimming in the north sea in the depths of winter then come and sit by me while i sit and drink me flask for 15/20 minutes and sit perfectly to heal, never had a shiver from either of them Get a springer - proper dogs
  5. And that ladies and gentleman, is the end result of taking steroids!! Kicking f**k out of banana plants
  6. RubyTex

    Power Cuts

    Genny comes out to play. Fire it up, back to watching shite on the tele
  7. There are far too many cheeky c**ts on ebay for my liking. I sold my tablet computer on there to a guy in Guernsey of all places, clearly stating in the ad that it had had a lot of use and was a bit scratched on the back - with clear pictures to show the scratches, which were small and general 'wear and tear'. He paid something like £78 for it, plus £10 in postage...a day after he received it i got an e-mail saying it was all scratched and he wanted a refund because it wasn't as described. So i quoted him the original listing and said there would be no refund. So he opened a case. Ebay sa
  8. get your self a ride up!!!! Anybody going up and down that way hehe??? This again. I could understand if we lived in Russia or somewhere equally huge, but we live in Britain. Don't comment on here with the 'wish you were closer mentality', it does my tits in. You can get to most places within a 3/4/5 hour drive. If you want a pup and don't have a car, get the train. Or get it couriered. "Simplez"
  9. Hahaha aw howay Scott it's not that bad....got enough rope for me??
  10. You're not Gareth Thomas' boyfriend are you? You must be gay with a comment like that! Would you not smash her front and back doors in like the rest of us would?
  11. settle down fat head "Fat Head"........ pair of c**ts
  12. All this "fenian" and "orange" and "hun" bollocks what a load of shite!
  13. You shallow bitch.... you'd be the same. If I said I was gay, what would you think big bhoy Honestly i wouldn't give a flying f**k. Years ago i did....used to think if any my mates turned out gay then i would never speak to them again but really when you grow up you begin to think differently. Would i like to hear how you got pumped aff yer boyfriend at the weekend, NO!!! But it wouldn't bother me if you were gay. Oh and dont be kissing and shit infront of me either.....but to be fair i find even a man and a woman kissing in public is a bit strange. Only lesbo's should be allowed to kiss in
  14. Every gay lad i know seems to have fit as f**k female friends, who undress in front of them, walk around in the nude, discuss sex, sleep in the same bed etc etc. I'm just off to buy a tighter pair of jeans
  15. Couldn't agree more Rake, it's all well and good your dogs going 3/4 against one in a pen but it's a different story out in the field as it should be. Surprised the terrier wasn't flattened or kicked to f**k by it. Pointless.
  16. Aye but they did what needed to be done
  17. Should be more things by way of celebration/memorial/teaching in schools for what these lads and lasses did, would the youth of today have the grit or the bollocks to go over the top of a trench with a line of machine guns waiting on the other side? Or fly a night raid over occupied France or Germany getting shot to bits by anti aircraft fire with a high chance you wouldn't be going home that night? I doubt it. Real heroes.
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    Joke

    I'm still puzzled as to how Lab has a lassie if there was any proof that there isn't a god, that is it..................
  19. FPMSL Anyone who supports a team from the Scottish leagues shouldn't have an opinion on proper footy
  20. Braw shape to that mutt bud awe that running aboot on the beach turns 2 in April and still really small, that'll do me
  21. Here's one of the pup side on, shows off her little bean head a bit better
  22. Won't sit still long enough to grab a good picture of their swede heads
  23. profile picture - keeps saying 'file too large', how do you make it smaller anyone??

  24. RubyTex

    Joke

    Nah it's in a can!!!
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