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RubyTex

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  1. Very good point. I only keep four banties now, but when they're laying four eggs a day 7 days a week even us as a family of four have to give some away to neighbours...
  2. And this isn't even funny!! I'd drop a f***ing egg
  3. You certainly wouldnt get me doing what he was doing anyway,That was only a nip Jesus christ his calf was gone All that for a tv show!!
  4. I agree I have taken a few youngsters fishing, and will be taking my oldest son enough too. I just took them to a nice local lake with plenty of small coarse fish, you could catch with no bait on the hook! Its all about building confidence with results hey Wish that was the case up here. Our 2 reservoirs are the only places in town for coarse fishing and as such get hammered. I've caught one Roach in about 10 fishing trips....tried all sorts, given up now and going back to sea fishing
  5. Here's some more.....is it a shark?! Nahhh it's Texas
  6. I was wanting to get one, then i saw a video on youtube of a fella being stalked by a great white while far out to sea while in his kayak....it was in Australia mind but still, knowing my luck i'd go down in history as the only person ever to get mauled by a great white in British waters
  7. Don't think she made it Giro...i mean that was one hell of a gun shot wound.....half of her head was missing
  8. Pmsl..... Typical Scotsman, no even scared in the deeps off the ocean and a shark turns up.Just thinking if Jaws was remade wi a Scotsman as coastguard it would be a short film. "There's a shark in the water, everybody out, OUT!!!"....."f**k off mother f****r!!!" THE END..:-) f***ing Darth Vader wasn't he?! That breathing/whistling obviously used the 'force' to get the shark to do one...
  9. Found a vid. f**k off motherfucker!!
  10. There was a double mattress washed up here the other day! Anyone want to buy a double mattress? Bit sandy
  11. Maybe it's just your body is too small for it? Great pics though. I'm not crouched down in that picture, i'm only a midget
  12. Forecast overcast for the rest of the weekend here Cheers Kittle, really pleased with some of the pics today like, just thought i better get one to show scothunter i don't have a big heed
  13. Well he's f****d! Silly tit, one day the US will say "f**k this" and send him a nice present on one of them B52s, straight through the dopey fuckers front door.
  14. Sun you say? What's that? Ohhhh that big yellow thing in the sky? It's back See look Scothunter, i haven't got a big head at all What a day. Not boiling but just right...more of this weather please
  15. Have i missed something? Where's Rolf Harris mentioned?
  16. RubyTex

    Paulus...

    It's your birthday apparently?! Happy Birthday you old get!! Although 48?? Add 20 years to that more like Have a good un!!
  17. Suppose with all the Easterly winds we've had and rough seas all sorts will be washed up over the coming days.....never seen a shark or anything like that though. i've only ever seen seals, the closest i've got is the big f****r who nicked the fish off the end of my line, taking rod and reel over the side with it......hope it choked on it
  18. Haye is a decent boxer but he knows how to big it all up for maximum profit. He'd also beat Fury no bother.
  19. According to people living in Saltburn it's bollocks and nowts been washed up?? On their 'local news' Facebook page anyway....
  20. Well that'll do for me, hanging up my speedos
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