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RubyTex

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  1. I understand everyone has different words for things depending on where they're from....but do you lot have to type how you speak in real life?? Fae this, tae that, well here's on for ya "get tae fcuk!!"
  2. Even the Scots can't understand half of it!! And you call yourself proud Scotsmen!!!
  3. RubyTex

    Joke

    Juice is a generic Scottish term for any liquid in a tin, bottle, carton etc.... so acceptable is 'Tin of Juice' = coke, irn Bru, fanta etc... 'Bottle of juice' Irn Bru, coke fanta, etc.. Catron of juice... Ribena etc... Juice= drink. fizzy or otherwise............... ya ken? No i'm not Ken thanks very much Down here, the term juice is reserved for orange juice, apple juice, cordial, concentrate etc. " I bought a carton of apple juice today", "i drank a bottle of summer fruits juice today" Anything to do with Irn Bru, Fanta or Coca Cola, etc, e.g fizzy!!! , is re
  4. RubyTex

    Joke

    That's a huge bitch!!!!
  5. RubyTex

    Joke

    who's Brad, your boyfriend?
  6. RubyTex

    Joke

    Juice is a generic Scottish term for any liquid in a tin, bottle, carton etc.... so acceptable is 'Tin of Juice' = coke, irn Bru, fanta etc... 'Bottle of juice' Irn Bru, coke fanta, etc.. Catron of juice... Ribena etc... Juice= drink. fizzy or otherwise............... ya ken? No i'm not Ken thanks very much Down here, the term juice is reserved for orange juice, apple juice, cordial, concentrate etc. " I bought a carton of apple juice today", "i drank a bottle of summer fruits juice today" Anything to do with Irn Bru, Fanta or Coca Cola, etc, e.g fizzy!!! , is re
  7. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/euros-/190813850858?pt=UK_Coins_Banknotes_GL&hash=item2c6d644cea "it's a mystery how much is in there" trying to rip people off clearly.
  8. RubyTex

    Too Old

    Haha thats bad mate....... 22..... Fk Iloved being 22 played all through school up until about a year ago, then stopped when i got a hamstring strain and never bothered to get back into it again. Maybe one day...
  9. RubyTex

    Joke

    Surely Irn Bru is fizzy pop not juice....juice is cordial, concentrate etc
  10. RubyTex

    Too Old

    I'm 22 and i can't do it like i used to....
  11. RubyTex

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12??
  12. RubyTex

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12??
  13. RubyTex

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12??
  14. RubyTex

    Joke

    I dunno how you dare to boo Walshie
  15. RubyTex

    Joke

    how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice.
  16. Oh Scot me sides are splitting
  17. No dont be f***ing stupid........unless you head to Falkirk i suppose.....easy there!!!... aye easily leather you c**ts in fife lol We'll see a red haired scottish lass with a pale complexion and a perky little arse, i would forgive all our rivalries to get stuck into that!
  18. RubyTex

    Kunts

    The bloke in the blue jacket owns the bull as stated earlier in the thread...
  19. RubyTex

    Kunts

    comments like this make me laugh. get a grip lad ffs Laugh all you want Joel clearly you're a stone cold killer if you're not disgusted by these pictures. Being a spaniel owner makes it worse for me seeing another span in that situation. Sozzzzzz if you don't agree with that, Stone Cold Joel And cleanspade - read what The Seeker wrote i'm not stupid and i know the law
  20. might pull a Scottish lass just to wind you lot up
  21. Great offer, something different from the norm!
  22. RubyTex

    Ebay

    You just 'stumbled' upon this item eh???
  23. Built like a brick shit house
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