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RubyTex

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  1. A mate is among 4 English staff at a local factory. The rest are poles, chinese and romanian. What good's that?! They say the poles work hard blah blah however pay people a fair wage and you will get good workers, simple. Send 'em all back for all I care, we've become a joke!!!
  2. Aye don't get yourself in trouble but don't let them get away with it. Tell the fella you'll be meeting him at the first drive and you expect your money to be in his wallet ready to refund you in full. AND name and shame on here for all the shooting community to see. Ripping off honest people who just want to go about their past time is an absolute disgrace. Let us know how you get on.
  3. Lab tastic likes it up the pumper - just a rumour!!!
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    Come on Celtic!

    35-1 at my local bookie, probably could have got double that elsewhere but I'm not complaining!!
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    Come on Celtic!

    Wanyama nd Celtic to win 2-1 just netted me 350 smackers!!!! Never thought i'd say this but 'mon the Hoops!!!
  6. You been overdosing on Terminator films again ya twat?...... iRobot! Some crazy b*****d will want to control a robot army!!
  7. Am i the only one slightly freaked out by them? these are the machines we'll be facing when they develop their own thoughts
  8. We better not get sucked into another conflict. Get the lads and lasses home from a war we can never win!! Plus my lass is half Iranian it would REALLY piss on my chips lol
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    tortoise

    £185 in a local pet shop, Horsefields i think? Out in Turkey we have a holiday villa and when visiting i found 3 tortoises and chucked them in the garden...they thrived and did some serious shagging to the point where i had to open the gate and let them all out some English fella living out there alleged he smuggled 2 little uns back in the toe end of a pair of shoes in his carry bag...not sure how true that was but at £185 a pop who can blame him
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    Craig Levein

    Even with Leo Messi himself up front Scotland would still win the best part of fcuk all
  11. why do daft charvas put pictures of themselves on facebook with hare and deer? Nowt against it but why blatantly dob yourself in?! Muppets.

    1. paulus

      paulus

      sad fact is most convictions are secured by the accused incriminating themselves,

    2. blackstaff
  12. RubyTex

    tortoise

    Needs a proper light doesn't it? Like on a tortoise table thing
  13. Was just about to post this after seeing it on the Daily Mail Aye a fox sure it wasn't some fella from down the town giving you a good belt??
  14. Sacrilege. PS3 user i take it? Malt i'm sure you were part of the Xbox brigade?! Mental. For me it's a choice between taking my new bird to the cinema and for a meal, or Assassins Creed 3 tough choice
  15. My cat takes rats into the shed all the time dirty little ginger b*****d eats most of them too
  16. Looks alright....Farming Sim 2013 for the xbox looks even better :laugh:
  17. Aye there's a recession on ya know!! Had to chase the hens back up from down the main road ffs, silly silly retarded b*****d.
  18. The knob jockey 2 doors up set up one of them massive ones in the back field when some of my chickens were out. The daft c**t is lucky to still have a face, alls he had to do was knock on the door the f*****g massive cock!!! As you can tell I love fireworks lol
  19. Ffs how can you argue with the ref today?!
  20. Obviously you cant get Man Flu......you need to be a man first..... Only a fat ginger mong would say that....!!!
  21. do ya live any where near doncaster lol Haha no mate, Hartlepool where dreams are made lol am on next train hope them birds are good lookers mind ya wouldnt mater to me lol Hahaha the town is 70% chavvy munters, the rest are top notch. Hoping to feed the pony later on lol lol
  22. do ya live any where near doncaster lol Haha no mate, Hartlepool where dreams are made lol
  23. In the pub now waiting for my labouring mates to finish, then meeting the lasses later on then town! That'll do me!!
  24. feck it, considered a Bedlington terrier, deposit on a Cocker lol

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