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  1. RubyTex
    Plenty of rough places here...roughest pub i've drank in is called 'The Royal' right next to the Marina....was opened up again about 2 years ago but what a shit hole, full of the usual ex cons, mongrels who don't brush their teeth or their hair and the usual idiots who think they're Rocky. Last time i was in there a bird glassed the bar man for no apparent reason, i got told i was looking at someone "i shouldn't" and i'd better "watch my back"...the fella in question was about 65 and pissed as a fart and his nose was battered in every direction so he obviously had a knack for getting his arse
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    They just need shutting down and a new organisation set up in it's place, one that couldn't give two shits about politics but actually does what it says on the tin! They wouldn't have to be pro or anti-hunting...just a safe refuge for animals in need and hold massive re-homing drives across the country. It's not rocket science, but of course it's all about the money isn't it, pricks.
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    Heard anything down there for me yet, danw? RT
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    What he's saying mate how come you've got an interview for a beat keepers job when you haven't got any grouse exp? Unless you're not going to be a beat keeper but a trainee?
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    Had a bit of reprieve last night...this morning it's back with a vengeance the phrase 'f*****g pishing down' doesn't quite cut it, a garden down the hill is getting all the run off...poor fcuker could open a fishing lake
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    is there a better sight than a belting pair of tits????

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      no !

       

       

    2. long dogs

      long dogs

      got any pics lol

    3. chris87

      chris87

      a belting arse!! :)

  7. RubyTex
    Pull my finger out, enjoy life a bit more! Don't want to go through life doing fook all then wake up one day in my 60s wondering where the fook my life went
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    didn't even know it was going around...no one i know has had it i don't think! Get well soon everyone..
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    my hearings gone again ffs...what an advert for wearing ear defenders when shooting!!!

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    Nice 1 fella. Have you seen this 1 aswell.. NORTHUMBERLAND CONSISTENT GROUSE MOOR HAS A POSITION FOR 1) BEAT KEEPER AND 2) TRAINEE Knarsdale is a well-known, consistent and prolific Grouse Moor in the North Pennines (16,000 Acres). We require one Beat Keeper plus one Trainee for one of the Premier Beats. Honesty, enthusiasm and a full understanding of Moorland Management is essential as well as the ability to work both alone and as part of a team. Highly rewarding package will include excellent accommodation, Land Rover, equipment and annual performance bonus. Please reply in
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    If the keepers don't win then they need to reconsider their career!
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    i think most of they stories should start "One upon a time".....ffs!! The media love a good story though, true or not!! Ive just been saying the very same thing on another thread. We're just so alike Ahhh....ive never thought of myself as an annoying little english c**t before.........got me thinking!!.......... rather be that than a big fat ginger jock freak with shit craic
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    i think most of they stories should start "One upon a time".....ffs!! The media love a good story though, true or not!! Ive just been saying the very same thing on another thread. We're just so alike
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    'Jäger bombs'.............4 for £6 in the local Weatherspoons here, if you drink all 4 in a row that's the last thing you'll remember that night trust me, i've been there
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    i think most of they stories should start "One upon a time".....ffs!! The media love a good story though, true or not!!
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    A relative in Canada did our family tree a few years back....i haven't seen it but my grandma told me it went back to the 17th century and apparently we came from a rich background in York, most of the 17th century family are buried in a mausoleum in York still and in the 1800s the family moved to Leyburn, then Darlington where my grand parents reside today...my great grandad worked the land for a while then found himself a cushty little office clerk job....then war broke out and he never came back. Think it was the same for everyone though really back then! What i want to know is, if we w
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    Get a collar ASAP...
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    Ditto........ Do ya fcuk ginge
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    love to see her face when she opens that on Christmas morning expecting a caterpillar and out comes a snake aye i've done most but going to get something 'nice' for my grandparents this weekend, i've got them five tins of biscuits so far so need something a bit more...long lasting...might get them that snake
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    So baw you survived Christmas shopping but came away with a 185cm long pink snake?! Did you stumble into Ann Summers? And are you sure it's a snake?!
  21. RubyTex
    Oh to be young again, RM2508
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    Half a dozen light sussex banties? Aye i got told they should lay every two to three days, had another two eggs this morning though so that's 9 eggs in 11 days since they started popping them out. After i got into it a family friend got hooked and loved the Sussex plumage etc, bearing in mind i paid £20 for my 1 year old trio, he got stung by some fella for £60 on a couple of old hens that never laid and a cock bird that seemed to be firing blanks even with some younger hens he bought in told him to take me along!!!
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    Exactly mate, honestly the very same girl. I near spewed when I saw the last pic. Mental. At least you had your fun and got out while you still had the chance! My most recent ex has a Facebook profile picture of her looking half decent...then in her 'tagged' photos she looks like she's been inflated i'd post pictures but i'd rather not look at her fat f*****g face, not that i'm bitter or out
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    Fcuk a duck Strong Stuff is that Jabba the Hut in the last picture?? Surely they're not pictures of the same bird lovely bunch of coconuts on her an all mate! lol
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    One that stands out for me was from back in the old days when i had my nissan micra...went on a first date blind date thing with a lass, when i got there she was a lot more...gingery...than her pictures had suggested. No offense to Mr Lab-spastic but gingers just don't do it for me, especially the proper pasty freckly ones with a bit of timber...anyway i sat through a film with her and she was suggesting we go for a drink afterwards...."aye no bother"...when the film finished she went to the toilet, i hung about for about 10 seconds....then fcuking did one ran out the cinema to the car, foot
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