barney rubble

Paddy & mick are walking past the log yard & read a sign. Tree fellers wanted, mick said bloody hell paddy if murphey was with us we could have had that job.

gypsy blood...................b jezus

Thought I pissed mi pants forgot I put heated seat on in wagon

Lionel Ritchie has cancelled his fothcoming gigs on cruise liners. Apparently "Dancing On The Ceiling" does not have the same appeal anymore.

Wish I lived in nz fookin shit this country

any one selling any homebrew equipment

Just back from holiday in Thailand and l came so close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady! It was when she drove me to her place and reversed her car into a space first time l thought 'hang on a f****n minute?...'

Bit of ot .....

: My wife and daughter are about to leave me because of my obsession with horse racing. I can see them walking to the gate now and.... they're off!

So, Anthony Worrall Thompson has been arrested for shoplifting some cheese from Tesco.Should have done it more Caerphilly.

Statistics show 25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness...........thats scary...........75% of the fuckers are running about with no medication at all

Hi Mate, just texting from A&E, turns out the Dyson "Ball Cleaner" isn't what I thought it was !

To stop anymore Gossip....Yes I was arrested for assault New years Eve!...But in my defence, It was nearly Midnight & if you were next to a Muslim with a rucksack shouting, 10,9,8,7...You would have reacted the same

Yaki daa.....

Is wondering if sheryl is going to save some of that chicken I got this morning......

Bob Holness as only been at the pearly gates of heaven for 10mins and he is already being ask by Amy winehouse for an E please bob

Just found out my brother Jim has got alzheimers, hope it doesn't run in the family coz my brother Jim has got it as well....!

Getting blown every where......

double bubble day today....................

Well its 7 months till I get married ....

i would like to wish all my freinds and family a very happy new yer hope 2012 is a good year than 2011