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I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked passed and said "f*****g amazing legs" The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so" I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now"!!
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A dwarf couple who work in a circus are having a baby, and go to the doctor's for a check up. The doctor says: "Everything's fine, so tell me - what do you want, a boy or a girl?" The bloke replies: "We don't really give a f**k to be honest, as long as it fits in a cannon
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A manc girl, a scouse girl and an african girl all give birth at the same time but the nurse gets them all mixed up. To sort it out she gets all the fathers to choose their own baby. The Man father is up first, after long deliberations he chooses the little black baby. The nurse argues with him that this baby cannot possibly be theirs. He,, replies "love, one of the other two is a Scouser its just not worth the risk.
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Young teenage Irish girl says to her mum, "Oh, no! I'm pregnant!" Mum says, "I told you that if a boy touches your titties, you shout 'don't'! And if he touches your minge, you shout 'Stop'!" Girl says, "But, Mum. He touched both at the same time and i shouted, 'DON'T STOP'!"