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The Duncan

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  1. And change every month or two, or when the novelty wears off lol. Probably end up same way as the rowing machine, get hammered to bits for a while then once the novelty wears of they get stuck in the bedroom gathering dust lol
  2. Did you smell fish? Something fishy? ?
  3. 'A man in a field with a gun'. If i was the dispatch op receiving the call, I'd be tempted to say "best place for him" The problem only arises when there's a man with a gun in the post office!
  4. Hours of fun - 5 cats, 1 laser sight and the eldest son trying to watch TV :)

  5. Get fit bird to have sex with you at least 3 times a day
  6. Only if I'm photoing 'fruits drunk at the bar' lol
  7. OK - I hate him slightly less in the 'If I can Dream' vid, but not as a singer.
  8. Gay. and not in any possible good way - thanks for reaffirming my dislike of his music
  9. Do some weights too. A bigger engine burns more at rest (ie tickover). The bigger your muscles are, the more they burn during exertion as well as at rest.
  10. Really looking forward to the pups first proper retrieving mission in May
  11. Airgunning or hmr'ing squirrels, brancher day 12th May (airgun), rats to be done, woodpigeon with shotty or airgun, trying out new game recipe ideas, culling bunnies where landowners demand it, crayfishing, snuffing out as many crows and magpies as possible (for me, airgun, rimfire, shotgun or .17hmr - shoot on sight policy for me).
  12. in a similar vein, I cured my 16 year old lad of that detestable fashion of having his boxers on display and jeans hanging low. I used a brown felt tip marker and put a brown stripe on his laundered boxers at about where the top of the ass crack would be. Complete cure! Took him a few days to cotton on though
  13. I'd rather take a dead cert shot at 25 yards than an iffy one at 55 yards
  14. My take is the pound coin test. If you can put 5 shots out of 5 in a target the size of a pound coin at a range you want to hunt at, then you are ready to hunt humanely at that range. However, your rangefinding skills need to be good too, especially with a legal limit .22. Cheers Duncan
  15. I've realised that my FAC has saved quite a few from a bludgeoning...

  16. Try shooting on the rape round hear mate; your bag would be thinner than Katy Perry lol!
  17. Ha ha I like pigeon shooting and I like sex, but I wouldn't pay for either
  18. Your quite right...... A miserable b*****d but quite right..... Lol I'm usually quite a cheerful b*****d :laugh:
  19. Not yet, but I now feel inspired
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