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B.P.R

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  1. Some of your posts suggest you may have a retarded gene in there somewhere (whistle)
  2. Dytkos your like a bad smell with that lol
  3. Just on the way back from the chemist and a guy steps in the road. A car coming the opposite was slams on, skids a good 20-30 ft and stops, and I'm not exaggerating, about 5 inches from this stunned bloke. Has anybody had any near misses of been hit by one?
  4. Oh is that right? Thanks for the offer but I've got enough of the smelly wee basterds, only interested in a jill and only the one lol
  5. My old man was cutting logs and decided to make himself a cutting horse. An hour later he shouted me asking me to come and have a look at how it works. Proud as punch he was. So loads the log on he starts chainsawing, the strap holding the legs snapped and the horse collapsed flat. The bottom edge of wood slid right down my dads shin. He was limping about on one leg and I was double in laughter. He said 'WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU LAUGHING AT SOFT LAD' Hahahaaha
  6. 'i can't believe this' Where's mum going- timbuktwo
  7. youve tried to palm that off on me before is that the hob you thought was a jill
  8. aye im gonna move to alva and see if i can make some money from peddling ferrets. she will be up for sale the day after i get her. EU poley £40
  9. i knew before you did ive got enough hobs and theyre eating me out of house and home
  10. B.P.R

    racism

    My problem is that the country does not support it's own people. They favour foreigners over Brits. A soldier who has lost a leg fighting for his country cannot get benefits because he can limp to the toilet but a Muslim that lost a hand in his native country can seek benefits and also preach hatred in the street and mosques. What would happen if we tried to build a church in Pakistan? Yet they build Mosques all over the show!!! What happened when a lady called a teddy Muhammad? She nearly or stoned! But Muslims can burn flags and poppies and hold signs up 'British solders go to hell,
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    racism

    Sorry to hear about your brother doug. Reminds me- In January one of the lads I work with was saying that he was getting headaches and went to the docs, his usual doc was away for a few month and in his place was a Muslim doctor. Doctor told him is was a headache and sent him on his way. Now this lad was in pain, went back and was told to get on with it, doctors reply to him 'your meant to be in the army and your whinging about a headache'. Weeks went by and he was going back, telling us the doc was f*****g him off. On the Saturday night he was in some pain, rang a lad who I was out in
  12. I trapped my ferrets foot in the door once, it squealed like f**k and I re opened the door and it was fine. That's a flaw in the design, my doors open top down rather than left or right.
  13. Anybody got postcode? What's the score with showing a pup in a cast? Just kidding
  14. Mate that ferret will turn up in a 'chicken' curry from the chinky
  15. Lucky joe67 didn't find it. He'd have gave it to a guy who didn't lose a ferret- oh yeah he did! Lmao
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    racism

    I'm not racist but i do have strong views. I would be called racist for calling a black man a black c**t, or a Muslim a Muslim twat but it's not racist to call a White man a milkbottle or a Protestant/catholic wanker! I was driving to asda yesterday and was sat along side a young Asian guy around 19years old in a suped up mercedes. Then went to Asda and seen another Asian guy who was walking around with honestly about 9 kids. Went to the checkout and in the que infront of me was this Asian mad shagged with 9 kids and he was on the phone to somebody talking about how he can't afford to bu
  17. I agree, really shows that it's not all About the money.
  18. hope the dogs ok. ive been back and forth the vets with mine for various complications with this broken leg.
  19. shes lookinng good mate, wee thing aint she
  20. after putting the thread about the pup breaking her leg, i got a PM off BULLDOUG asking how she was. he said the he was trying his hand at making collars and that he would make me one and send it free of charge as a kind of gift for the pup. i offered to pay for the collar which he refused and i offered to pay postage which he again refused. the collar arrived this morning and i have to say im really impressed. its really different and well made. the collar has that 'handmade' feel and look to it, very sturdy and finished beautifully. its a bit big for her just now but im sure she will gro
  21. I'm a massive rugby fan, been working and haven't even touched the tv. Why channels the games on and what times. Thanks
  22. I'm with you, and all my mates will be too. f*****g leeches
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