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    Seen him before, apparently he'd pull up and offer guys £500 to suck him off (He was gay).... Might have to pop down at the end of the month
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    Johnny Bravo
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    I think it is as well mate, I grew up in Gloucester and there were always a few flying about, especially in the forest
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    rags are £3 a kilo , i see a van there last week with rag and phone man on the side , so making money from old phones £££££ Earning a living from mazuma
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    Nice one mate
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    :laugh: That's brilliant I'd get out of bed to see who was playing that hahahaha
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    Ask any questions you want to as that's the time to show you want to stay on the right side of the law and are interested in general, they'll just ask about your experience in general, and make sure you get the kettle on! Also, I was asked about my criminal record and believe me if you have one you'll go into detail about incidents. Think before you speak, I have a habit of making inappropriate remarks at the worst times
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    I might shave one into my dog then
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    Just been warned about dog thieves, Romanian gypsies (The real ones, not the white ones with a cockney accent) have moved into east Lothian and apparently they're cheeky cnuts, grabbing dogs by cars while the owners lock up and allsorts. I saw a couple of fat birds with kids lifting charity bags the other day. Also I was told (not sure it it's true) that they're after terrier/lurcher types.... So just a quick warning to all around east Lothian and the borders, keep your eyes open.
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    :D
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    fukushima

    PlasticJock replied to Joe67's topic in General Talk

    They wouldn't say a word, because firstly their playground (the stock market) would collapse, followed by looting and the rest. Keep the blind blind, after all those at the top have got impenetrable bunkers to go to in the event it did go off, so sod the rest.
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    @ lab

    PlasticJock replied to stewie's topic in General Talk

    Fairplay Paulus you're the fastest man on here when it comes to finding pictures, I can imagine you're computer has a massive fan and little wing mirrors all over it like a real pro
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    Any bow hunting is illegal in the UK I wonder if that applies to the royal family who've hunted deer with bows for centuries
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    Midnight I know how frustrating it is to deal with someone who thinks they know it all, and it's made 10 times worse when it's someone in uniform. I'd just wait and see what happens, id also consider asking for a new feo (I had a choice).
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    Good luck mate, hope it's quick and you get what you asked for
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    Not bad on a Friday night, some stunners in the railway tavern
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    Do you know David Icke ? No need for that mate, we'll see who's laughing in a few months anyway
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    +1... Shame the police don't see larger, heavier calibre pistols for humane dispatch in the same light...
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    That's true north eastern charity
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    That's where my birds family are from, Greendykes and Niddrie Think they bulldozed the old Greendykes, but then it did need some work done on it Yeah just got rid of the flats that they grew up in, we went to have a look the day before the sad it didn't look much different to 30 years ago
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    Yeah a set of waders... And a snorkel and wetsuit just in case
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    I'd love one but the missus would call me a geek
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    Now that the question's changed pm mrpit he's got loads
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    That's the point though scot, it really is their culture and there's no shame whatsoever! So is that culture compatible with our way of life If someone were to speak the truth and get a grip for the next general election I think they'd have a fair few votes.... Just a shame most don't see past the 'Big 3' parties.
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    And it will continue paulus I don't blame the 'pakis', fact is you only have to flick through the Koran to see that Mohammed was shagging 9 year olds etc.... No wonder most are dirty b*****ds. The government, yet again, is responsible for not acting god knows how many times when they could have done. But of course no one will blame them, they'll blame 'the pakis' and moan about 'islamification' when the reality is it never had to come to this.
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