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iworkwhippets

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  1. ive said this before, havent i, yes you have keith, i was sane till i joined this forum, we have alien topics, f****n cream cake topics, how many ginsters can tomo shift, rubber doll manufactures, mc hulls on clopydogrel, tin pot soldiers moaning, i could go on n on, is there only me that brings sense to this place or [BANNED TEXT], compus mentos oozing out of every orrifice in my octo generian body
  2. well said our arry, from morning till noon, 8 days a week nowt but fekin non existant bloomin cats, im seriosly thinking of admitting misen into a mental institution, no [BANNED TEXT] i mean awway
  3. and, not forgetting a herd of tibetan yaks in burslem,, fekin stroll on
  4. Now then, I've mentioned afore on this very forum that some dark being whisks me away some nights in my sleep, it still occurs, but I don't talk about it, I don't want you lot thinking I'm a bit tapped, a week ago to the day, as usual I got my head down about 11 ish, the next morning I awoke in a terrible state, dishevelled n spent, eh, wotya make of that folks
  5. Ya cant beat em , so join em i say I bowt a prayer mat from Poundland tuther week only cost me a fiver , im all there weer money is concerned, im just about to give it some humpy
  6. can some kind soul, please tell me what station and time TOPCAT is on please, then i can inform keepdiggin i thank you
  7. Hey up thee, long time no see, I believe you've gone into rubber dolls big time, keeeeep pumpinnn
  8. Good morning to you sir, now then, can you recommend some form of exercise for me please, I'm seizing up here, the only form of exercise I'm doing at the moment, is getting out my pit, I have to rock to n forth several times to eventually end up in a heap side of my pit, then into the kitchen to lift a heavy frying pan, , i thank you for any advice given
  9. Someone once told me, you go into Broomfield your lucky to come out lol . Bollocks to it , or should I say bollock to it
  10. I'm just wondering now weather it was necessary to remove my left bollock, he looked a reet shifty.bugger as did it, I going to demand it back, I've not been able to whistle sin he removed it
  11. in all honesty, and joking apart , 2023, six operations, one of which went wrong and i was rushed back into surgery, 2 ampitations, numerous hospital appointments, scans, i couldnt give a monkies flange immigrants illegal , legal, male female, i had em all round me, im still standin
  12. stop talking silly buggers paddy theres a good lad, im awaiting to go into hospital for a minor op.just a day job, i will make enquiries,
  13. about time someone talked we a bit of sense apart from me, yes we will and do rely on immigrants, and whilst im here, it wunna be long afore dianne abbot puts herself up fer prime minister, once our prime minister makes a balls up, wi kwasi karteng as her top man
  14. So I tek it, he's all 3 then, lol, take no notice of him greyman, ya b*****d
  15. Ang on , I say, and on, pewit, about greyman, you refer to him, as , twat , c**t, and the latest is shag, Mek thi mind up pal
  16. To right is that my son, lifting things properly, I did a job fer a neighbour last week, I had to shift an elec cooker to get at the job I was doing, bloody thing weighed a tonne , I'm marks on my legs summat wrotten, i just won't accept im years of age, my brain jusy wont accept it, as fer diet, i can eat a spud more than a pig, i turn my nose up at nowt, mostly junk foods
  17. Only weights I lift, are my dinner plates, I'm just over 6 foot, weight 13 stone eat like a pig,
  18. Well look matey, no matter where you go, I hope you have a jolly good time, now then I enjoy your posts, and I'm sure rest of the forum agree, so if you stick ya bank details up, I will see thi reet innit
  19. Good lad is katch, i.miss him hope he's ok
  20. doesnt apply tp me, i never swear anyways, so the labour council can BUGGER OFF
  21. I'm doing mine now, up down up down, and that's me trying to get out of bed
  22. Spent most of 2023, in hospital, how would we cope if the 3rd world immigrants up.sticks , god help us, you go into hospital now, and you.are immediately seen by a 3rd world immigrants.
  23. hey up arry lad, no ones robbed this chap as of yet , bit of life savings, i get a decent pension. i do the odd job fer folks, i honestly look around me and i want fer nowt, as fer going in a home, no thank you, theres only one person in this life that wipes my arris. ive got my zyclon b ready fer when the time comes no what i mean awwy
  24. im not doing to bad at the moment, im allowed to earn a certain figure on top of my pension, this week alone, i ha fitted a new worktop, tiling, and new door handles , thats it fer me this week
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