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iworkwhippets

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  1. Ive washed n dried 16 pairs of underpants waiting for these pics
  2. The glorified boot sale is on the 15th and 16th of September
  3. Aye, back on her feet, just about
  4. Got out early this morning, afore the sun came up
  5. Aunt bessies oven chips, cos ive no chip pan
  6. Got my young pal back to health now folks, bounding around like a goodun, thanks to anti biotics, not been out for days, ive missed my mooches, might go out for an hr later, shes up for it thanks keith
  7. Poor sod had enough, simple as that, how much can you take, sin 1964, ive lost my 1st wife in her 30s, mum in her 50s, dad in his 50s, sister in her 30s, brother in his 20s, wife left me wi 2 girls to bring up, selfish of me i know, but id had enough, prodded living room ceiling wi a knitting needle thought id found a beam, strung myself up, and jumped, all the feckin ceiling came down on top of me, and from that day on, now aged 68, im one of the happiest blokes you could ever wish to meat, got myself a lovely partner now, got my health, got my dogs, and blessed wi a sense of humour, i can ho
  8. would it be of any use fer mi hemaroids. heamaroids, f**k it piles
  9. Every bugger seems to be on drugs , apart from me wtfs train wreck
  10. Nice sturdy bitch is that, and dew claws done, everyones getting pups, and nice they are to, good luck with em
  11. Practically on your doorstep pal, Chorley, 2500 miles covered, wherebouts you been
  12. Get yourself up around Clitheroe , Whalley, Anglezarke, plenty of bunnies
  13. would it take my next door neighbour
  14. Never see my dogs without grub, as for me, i will have a good breakfast in the morning, then nowt till Wednesday except water
  15. EH, mi whippet would have had that bugger in half the time
  16. A mug of horlicks does it fer me, and a full lipper from my lady horlicks dont work Look, if its good neets kip you want, have a butchers at the minshaw thread, failing that, hancock shite eh, is ted still up that feckin mountain
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