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iworkwhippets

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  1. Bangers lad FFS where have you plucked that from eh, are you wearing a mask when your in ya boardroom, those bird droppings have addled ya brain
  2. Hey up damp patch, look, run aground lately , eh, lay of the Columbian pal, afore you do ya self n family a mischief,
  3. Helloooo, this coming Saturday, the pope will be laid to rest, eh, I'm still standing
  4. Maggots will be settling in now
  5. Two world wars, many thousands of lives lost,, fer what, so that folks could sit on there backsides, behind there nets , talking about stuff they know nowt about, it's ever likely Britain's fcuked , some of the topics have nearly put me on drugs eh
  6. Eh, choose ya day why don't ya
  7. Hey, I'm half dead , nobody gives a monkies about me,I'm struggling here , these damn frying pans get heavier by the day,
  8. The pope is dead, how's about RIP
  9. It's a good film pal, I've seen it loads of times, a picture of an Anderson shelter, I was born in one of those, , I'm.having an.easu day today
  10. Mister tom, itv 3, on now
  11. Hello there , ya not related to stool sample by any chance are you, eh
  12. Eh, well you thought it worthy of answering
  13. Now then folks, over the last few weeks, after reading some of the topics on here, I've lost quite a bit of sanity, yes sanity, so to retain what bit I have left, I'm refraining from logging on, till tomorrow morning. I thank.you
  14. Lol, honestly I'm on the verge of a clutcher , takes his misses out, walks around his house jack Lulu,borrows hims car, eh, the hunting life, I give you 10, outa ten.fer entertainment
  15. Eh, now come on ya can't fool me, that's Moto, I mean tomo., lordy lordy what's this place come to
  16. Now then, for all you chaplets showing extreme for transgenderes , this may interest you, Tenor, incontinence pants, suitable fer male female and trans, , twenty per cent off, offer ends Monday, eh, FFS
  17. Lol,,I'm just getting the lard out now pal,
  18. I'm.back.home pal thanks, I was just.hoping.i hadn't lost em.on.my way home, but they was there with the barkeeper , thanks
  19. Gets home, searchedy ya pockets front door keys I only left them on the bar had to go back all way t pub again
  20. Eh, how many times must I tell you chaps n chaplets, There's only me effin normal on this forum Helllllooooo, [BANNED TEXT] a good neet I've had, eh
  21. Hey up, I had breakfast at 7 o'clock this morning, a couple of boiled eggs , it's good Friday, and on that day my first lady wife was a strong catholic, so no meat on that day, last night I lifted a couple of lamb chops out the freezer for today, then I remembered, so I've just had some fish today, she's been gone years, but I just had to honour her, ,, Thanks
  22. Not long got home from laying 6 paving stones fer.owd Tommy a neighbour , he offered me £50, no thanks pal I dunna need it, I'm.home now , I'm starving innit
  23. Hey up Francie, the hunting life gentleman, not seen you online fer a while, how's the bizniss going wi this castor oil, the reason I ask is cos there's a funny smell coming through my phone, , hope you aren't in a mess
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