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iworkwhippets

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  1. I dunno , there's some sad buggers on here, have honestly got nowt better to do with ya lives, all these innuendos , n defamatory remarks, about someone you've never even met, why don't you get in touch with the bloke and ask him direct eh, will ya fcuk, your gonna land yaselves in trouble one of these days
  2. Hey up Dodger, top.dad you are
  3. Look , born 1944, hot water, don't make me laugh, the only hot water we got is owd tin pans full of crowd water boiled over a primus stove, a tin bath, more wholly than godly, full of holes, dolly tub n reckits blue days, ,,,, now then cold showers eh, simple, get thissen in shower, set it on warm.for starters then gradually turn it to cold, brace thissen fer shock like is [BANNED TEXT] i do ,, stand the shock until you feel rigours coming on, dry thissen off, and get stuck in to a hot meat pie, , eh I'm not daft,
  4. Now that's one gentleman that new his dogs, never met him but read most of his posts, proper dog man, always a kind word, my thoughts are with his family So RIP..Phil.
  5. All packed up, bin up sin 3 o'clock,I'm.just waiting for Abdul, and the removal van, I'm to lose internet connection shortly, my new abode will.have sea views, sooooo, I can watch the boatloads coming in, eh, wish me luck as you wave me goodbye. But. I,ll be back.
  6. Eeeee, eh, gimme a ginsters
  7. Auschwitz, Chanel ,84
  8. And here we have it folks, why owd blighty is on a downward spiral, our very own tin pot soldier, CANT BE ARSED.
  9. Sad eh Daniel, but true, I bet.theres folks out there , dunno what ve stands for , I want my country back, no fcukin chance
  10. White smoke emerging chaps ,eh isn't it exciting ,, the world awaits, but not this chap, the only thing I await is my fish my fish n chips
  11. I'm going to call a meeting I am all this hatred and abuse, now then cunter. n bonkers, name the church yard, cos that's were you will end up after I've done we ya eh.
  12. Special offer for hunting life members only, Aldi tinned beans, 15 pence per tin, or 35 pence fer 2, eh, , count this lad in
  13. By Eck eh, there's some sad n sick folks on this topic , have you no.other interests in life get outside n get some fresh air in ya lungs or help.ya loved ones around the house, , how's about train spotting or summat,,, miserable buggers ya nowt else, I was down the village this morning talking we owd basil, had a good hour we him pity he's dead , I was on the local church yard , . I'm still.standing innit dip.thi.bread
  14. Cunter, please read my post correctly, the lady BROUGHT, me home , Im giving up on this forum I am, I'm surrounded we idiots
  15. Eh, look 121 pages, give ya brains a rest , that's if you've got any, film.on.bbc. Will suit young n.old alike, The plank, , Tommy cooper n Jimmy Edwards
  16. My canary is giving it what for
  17. Your balls hit the ice cold water you get a headache, perhaps that's were ya brains are, in ya .balls
  18. Stood outside fer this, felt like the whole world had stopped, even the birds stopped chirping , very sad moment indeed
  19. Up t neck I am, got missen a little place we a sea view, cost me a few shillings, but fek it, ya can't tek it we ya, , I see owd rat droppings hasn't logged on this morning
  20. Yes works fer me, couple mornings per week, i awaken like an old man in his 80s, so I set the shower to cold, stand looking at the cold water belching out fer a few seconds then just dive on, the shock to my system stirs any dormant organs, out I come dry off, and I feel like an old man in his 80s, eh that's my crack on it , sorry craic eh, eh, can ya hear me mother
  21. Yes simple game of cards, I got talking to a lady at the club, in her 40 s I would say, I'm.not joking now.but.she showed me real attention,wouldn't stop chatting to me, at.the end of the game, she offered rune home, bloody big vauxhall estate beautiful motor, I asked.her in fer a brew, things like this don't happen to an eighty one year old but twice after after chatting we her , she through her arms around me, she's a pretty lady as well , it's years sin i felt so high,who needs fcuking drugs eh,,,, give me as much sarcasm , and smut as you like i couldn't give a fcuk
  22. He's not online at the moment, but when he is, the stench raises the shirt up my back.
  23. Dad's army at the BBC , channel 2
  24. Still get an awful smell from this person when he logs on
  25. Hello there , now then, that post specifically, aimed at the elder folks we.have on board sitting.on their ginsters fat bum.chreeks eh.
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