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iworkwhippets

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  1. Hes nicknamed me the attic bangers or is it bungalow. He says I've nowt up.top
  2. Hey up tin pot if you've nowt nice to say, keep.it shut, your words not mine,
  3. That's why there's more mental health services are opening up, folks can't get through the day we out bunging summat up.there jacksies, fek that off, I just look.at missen in the mirror every morning, eh I can't get any higher
  4. That's drugs for ya, that's the main reason I still log on here , try wean some of you off drugs, i.mean lol.what it did fer owd dampers running aground and he didn't even know eh
  5. Whats the country coming to, it's already come, wakey wakey
  6. Franks dad's on it now, he's setting it as his desk top , cos he lives alone
  7. Mel ya silly little masterbater you will av that clown waltjnr all over that pic, in fact he's on it now, then whatawanker, sorry whatawholloper, him as says ha ha ha after every topic,
  8. Hey up moaners, pissing down here, I've just done 4 press ups, what's good about that you say, I've got a frying pan in one hand, god I am good
  9. Is there anyone at home . I'm still standing
  10. Ya nasty little bugger stools ya nowt else
  11. I get dat , Bungalow nowt upstairs, , eh I'm all there in that department , oh yes
  12. And it's full of mussies , sorry mossies ,get thissen booked into royal.hotel in Hull you be reet there 🥷
  13. Eh, oop.north. Fek that off it's full of Bendigos n foreigners 🥷
  14. Hello there drug infused saddos . Not long bin bin home from.a day at Clacton wi my daughter , it's her birthday cracking day out, I can't stop., I'm.getting stuck.into. fish chips and a portion of sloppits, mushy peas ya dense plebs , ta ta fer now .
  15. Maybe so, but a clever tosspot,, in years to come, he will be worth millions, same as tony Blair
  16. British citizens, not in my eyes
  17. Eh, ESCORT, read my post correctly before answering , I was asked to LEAVE big difference . Signs of ageing there me thinks
  18. Diane abbot is the woman sort this country out. I'll just put my shoes on reet feet
  19. EEH, eh them wu days , I used to crawl out air raid shelter mum gimmee ten bob note fish chips in peas n scraps fer five of us, and out of the change I called in at dongers corner shop fer a woodbine
  20. Sainsbury's clothing store to close all changing rooms
  21. I've said this time n time again, there's only me fcukin normal on here
  22. Eh, are you of this planet, ya greyt lummox FFS , Mushy.peas. fcuk.me there's some thick fuckers.on here
  23. Hello , it's only me , I've had a bone idle day today, I've done bugger all but doss, so a couple hrs back I went chippy, this is the second time now I've had bother, anyways I ordered cod n chips we a portion of sloppits, £ 1 90 pence fer a spoonful of Em, so I told her cancel the sloppits I'm not paying that, next min, shed gone when out comes this chap and ordered me leave the shop, eh, a huge bugger, so I left
  24. Hello there. D, I'm.doing just fine thanks fer asking , hope you aren't still suffering wi blocked bowels, if so try DRONTAL.
  25. Struggling even , oh yes
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