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  1. Oh dear, you didn't get the gist of those few words apparently
  2. Hello chaps, bit of topic this , but I didn't get my head down till early hrs of this morning, I've I nodded off a short while ago, I've just woken up, I feel like an and old man in his eighties
  3. The changing face of owd blighty, Nowt n no one remain the the same, like it or lump.it, that copper, yesterday a traffic warden, today a copper, tomorrow. Prime minister 🥷
  4. Eh, come again, what on earth are you babbling on about, I can't make head n tail of that, are you saying he doesn't know what he's on about,eh
  5. What's he looking for, eh, I'm sure I've read he has got his boat in for repairs , as it's taking in more water that it sails on, so he's gone on dry land in search of pussy, as in big pussy cats, and most of all let's not forget, Nettles, he like to chuck himself into the nearest bed of em so.enabling him to empty his bladder , That's our DAMP PATCH
  6. Brits are working , look bro, unemployment, highest it's ever.been, why, fer the humpteenth times, blighty has become a nation of geriatrics , a nation of sick folks, a nation of stay at homes dole wallahs, why work when they can fester in there pits, with benefits for the asking, but neh mind things are on the change, these boats coming in daily will.sort unemployment out, that's why starmer and and co are hoping for, but hey up, if all these foreign gentlemen, suddenly disappeared, fcuk me we would be in a mess, grind to a halt eh, ok.bro..
  7. Many moons ago, whilst my dear lady wife was by my side, she used to work in an old folks home, every day, for roughly three years, I would drive down to the home, and pick her up, all the while there was this.old lady sat In her room gazing into.space, day after day, month after month, I even took my dog Nell to visit her, but she was out of it, from then on, I promised missen, if ever the day comes, when i.feel reliant on folks, that's me done, i have folks around me that's offered me help after my ops, including my daughter,, no.thank you , I'm.still standing, Make of that what y
  8. Some folks will do owt fer a ten bob note
  9. Rat droppings, is online NOW
  10. Neh mind surmising this, surmising that,, about the outside world, we have our own dirty little bugger , Rat droppings,
  11. Hello there mitres old chum, Taken over, not quite yet pal , but soon, very soon. 🥷
  12. I'll take heed off Tomo, stop squatting STOOLS, sorry groveling, get some ginsters down ya neck
  13. You've not bin right sin you come back from Poland squatting fer the polski felines, you orrible little scrote,
  14. Sweeping reforms my arris, these foreign invaders have to prove the rights to live over here, what planet are folks on eh, they have taken up full residence many moons ago, and, and I've not finished yet, New housing estates being built for em, eh,
  15. Hello mitres my owd lad, what does thow mean what's it coming to, It's already come , and welcomed by owd blighty , milk n honey
  16. I dunno , there's some sad buggers on here, have honestly got nowt better to do with ya lives, all these innuendos , n defamatory remarks, about someone you've never even met, why don't you get in touch with the bloke and ask him direct eh, will ya fcuk, your gonna land yaselves in trouble one of these days
  17. Hey up Dodger, top.dad you are
  18. Look , born 1944, hot water, don't make me laugh, the only hot water we got is owd tin pans full of crowd water boiled over a primus stove, a tin bath, more wholly than godly, full of holes, dolly tub n reckits blue days, ,,,, now then cold showers eh, simple, get thissen in shower, set it on warm.for starters then gradually turn it to cold, brace thissen fer shock like is [BANNED TEXT] i do ,, stand the shock until you feel rigours coming on, dry thissen off, and get stuck in to a hot meat pie, , eh I'm not daft,
  19. Now that's one gentleman that new his dogs, never met him but read most of his posts, proper dog man, always a kind word, my thoughts are with his family So RIP..Phil.
  20. All packed up, bin up sin 3 o'clock,I'm.just waiting for Abdul, and the removal van, I'm to lose internet connection shortly, my new abode will.have sea views, sooooo, I can watch the boatloads coming in, eh, wish me luck as you wave me goodbye. But. I,ll be back.
  21. Eeeee, eh, gimme a ginsters
  22. Auschwitz, Chanel ,84
  23. And here we have it folks, why owd blighty is on a downward spiral, our very own tin pot soldier, CANT BE ARSED.
  24. Sad eh Daniel, but true, I bet.theres folks out there , dunno what ve stands for , I want my country back, no fcukin chance
  25. White smoke emerging chaps ,eh isn't it exciting ,, the world awaits, but not this chap, the only thing I await is my fish my fish n chips
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