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iworkwhippets

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  1. Beautiful day here in Essex, so I will leave you with this, QUE SERA SERA.
  2. What happens when the sky falls in, I'm.getting really DEFILENT now get to the doctors pacey pacey fer a prescription, and don't forget tell him your reaction when ya balls hit cold water
  3. Yes I agree our mitres , I'm.feeling all DEFILENT,,, have you noticed how large our British strawberries are, fekin huge.
  4. Eh, what the fcuk are you talking about, have you dipped ya balls in cold water again, what about the doleys, I'll tell ya what the doleys and the rest of you will.do, and that's sit on this forum crapping yaselves , put the drugs away FFS, ,if the state collapses , , get a life FFS🥷
  5. Showing now on itv When the boat comes in, wi damp patch at the helm, eh on BBC , Michael row the boat ashore. Wi rat droppings at the helm. Oh yes.
  6. You haven't a clue what's going on, dear lord above, neither has anyone else on here . Beam em up Scotty
  7. Unbelievable is that pal, but nowt shocks me in this life , there's but 1 person, that could sort this problem.out, in fact it wouldn't have been a problem in the first place, but he topped hissen in 1945
  8. Now look, sit back and once again read my lips, how many more times have I got to inform you, that this country is on nowt but a downward slope but for your mental wellbeing I've repeated missen once again, it's to late, country is ruined by recent governments, but look, who is there out there to do the right thing by us eh, nobody cos it's to late, might as well put Abbott in charge, sorry to bring reality to you , over 1000 foreign people arrived on our shores yesterday, i wouldn't be surprised if one of em is owd blightys future prime minister , as for Charlie , you've left it to late p
  9. Disdain fer starmer,and detested, eh, who's in power then , who voted him in, vent ya feelings to the man, instead of sitting nowhere on here
  10. I am a northern monkey , it's just I like palace, some characters amongst em
  11. Hey up , and they did, curry time now
  12. I can't handle the tension of this match I'm on the verge of a clutcher. Soooo, I will watch it on match of the day tonight,
  13. Curry that is , well I've just made missen one fer when match is over, just the fumes of it, are drawing the shirt up my back . Well alrighty then
  14. Got missen a big bottle of pop, some nibbles, EZE. EZE EZE. Oh yes
  15. Forgot to say our Arry, you can if you like name the little one Keith after me, I don't mind
  16. Hey up Arry lad, get him out ferreting as soon as possible pal, , pleased for you all, and all the best from me.
  17. Seen all the above with my uncle, I used to visit him in an old folks home back in the 70s, he didn't know who I was, nobody's wiping my arse cept me
  18. Now then brainbox,. I've just had a thought, there is a certain chap on this forum, that would welcome your rubber doofers, thing is without naming him, it means another guess who, and going off my previous guess who, it would over tax some members brains , so I won't bother.
  19. I'm going to stop logging on to this forum I am, my Hique, is to much fer sum
  20. Hoo fcukin ray, yes yes yes FFS, who's on meds eh , you dozy twonks
  21. Well, what a shower of thick dozy , plebs, now I'm convinced I'm the only member on here wi summat up.top, apart from.giving out the person's name, another clue for you, he sits behind his kitchen door we his shotgun shooting covids, come lads take ya drugs
  22. On itv,, wi Danny de Vito, cracks me up that film, I nearly dropped mi frying pan
  23. Come on palace give us a goal. , Oh yes
  24. Hello dementers, . Is there anybody there
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