iworkwhippets
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oh awreet then, i will let you lick the empty custard tin
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I could literally live on cake n towfee. at the moment, ive got not one but 2 syrup sponge puddings steaming away, i cant wait, shop muck,but i dunna care, tin of custard at the ready, blocks of lindt fruit n nut fer laters, can u have some, can u fek ?
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who me, i dont even no what day it is neh mind were im from
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your not gonna eat that bugger are you, cos if you don't want it, I do
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not long woke up mate and im peggin out here, are the takeaways open, I just fancy a Chinese, ?
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listen calm yaselves down and listen to uncle keefy, who do you think is picking your strawberries at this very moment eh, so you lot can sit on your fat heaving bum cheeks and larrap double cream on and feed ya faces, foreigners that's who, as for foreigners only good fer picking pensioners pockets, no chance with me, im a poor pensioner, cant afford pockets in my pants?
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ang about im havin my din dins, righty ho, what about all these foreign chappies doing flooding into our country, yep you've got it, working our fruit farms that us lazy bone idle jumped up never come down brits wont do, hang on while I get my violin out?
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hes here in the 1st place doing jobs that us bone idle lazy jumped up never come down brits refuse to do,
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Better not be, smash his head in with my zimmer
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to right matey, surely folks have other things going on in their lives than coloureds saddos
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facebook and the likes have more bandwidth THL, is not important
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The whole world is on line matey
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so your on ya back on deaths door step. along comes a long nobbed nigger from Nigeria willing to save your life eh, say no more
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quite right my son, im looking at Dianne abbot in a very different light right now and that naga munchetty off the morning news dear god above
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theres a bloke called Trev on board this forum Dave, ive made him a good offer fer one of his pups and the buggers dumped me, lol now then look here, you've dropped a bollock wi that mating, nobody will give them pups a look in, so same offer goes to you, slip us £100 and a bag of food, plus jabs, and im your man, eh, hello, am I the man or no, closure midnight tonight
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lol all the best matey
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Christ that sounds good, ive lifted some steak out the freezer earlier on, for todays dinner, im getting stuck in to a block of fruit n nut at the mo, wipe that grease off ya chops, ?
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was told by my doctor after my stroke, that I had picked up remarkably well, and to look after myself in particular watch my diet, here I am, 3am, doing missen the biggest, greasiest full fekin monty , shame on me eh
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out of order my friend, and I apologise, sarcastic owd git that I am, nowt do with me what you lot do with your time, as for climbing walls, fek me, this is no way to live, im not living, im not even existing,
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yeh turn off your tvs, then off out into the glorious outdoors and stick a mobile down your lughole, as much as I like the forum, some folks are obsessed we it, like 2faced book, theres a wench, lives next door, phone in hand, every time I see her, and like many others, its become an obsession, an illness I bet when this forum, when it was having log In probs a while back, I bet some folks were climbing walls
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All the best Dave
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7 hrs n some left on this offer kev my son, don't you think fer 1 minute my octogenarianism has slowed me down in any way shape or form, still got my own hair n teeth, in fact my teeth are in soak as I type,
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also a nest of young robins, ive been watching mum feeding em
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got em here fantastic little bird
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Im sorry Trev my old mate, but that breeding will produce nowt but crap, now look you are going to be left with a load of shite, so here is my one off offer to you, you bung me say, £100, and I will take a pup off your hands, eh cant be fairer than that, this offer is open till midnight tonight specially for you lol?
