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Thanks lads, and do you no what here job is, a carer, I couldn't be more proud, just sent me a text to tell me shes just got in from work, I hold the phone in my hand, so near yet so far
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Sorry folks ive presented myself all wrong, so I apologise, in the beginning, I think it was Wilf who asked me if I had any family, I said no, because at the time I hadn't if you can understand me, but this long lost relative happens to be my daughter, its a long story of how we drifted but we did, and now I cannot believe the joy I have in my heart, a different kind of love, but love never the less, I never in a million years did I ever envisage being happy again so much so, I feel disrespectful to Ruth for being happy, knowing full well she would be over the moon for me, none of will never
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Cant thank you enough for your concern matey, I will let you into a secret now, I spose I will get slated for it but here goes, not after sympathy or out like that, those days are gone, I just wanna spend the rest of my days we a smile on my face, so ok here goes, A few weeks after Ruth passed, the lady from macmillan who was looking after me, and she was a lady, so much so, that we jumped from mere aquaintancies to friends, im not ashamed to say I loved that woman for what she did for me, the words she spoke to me, but this here day, she asked me, if theres out she could do for me before w
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First time out since January I think, just not had the heart, no dog, its not the same, anyways what a lovely day, I couldn't miss the opportunity, so ventured off out to the next county on some of my permission, and do you no summat which I cant understand, I couldn't wait to get back, absolutely gorgeous it was, im now sat here wondering what the feks going on, well its the very place I am at the moment, I don't wanna be here anymore, I need to bugger off now while ive still got some kind of health, its not the same coming home to an empty house. and yes I no, wherever I go, the empty house
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joking apart now lads, its bloody hard work living with myself ?
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lol cheers Terry, but I need to go one step further, I was mowing the lawn yesterday, half hr I was at it, until this crowd started to gather, I suddenly realised I was using the hoover
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Thing is you see lads, I needed get stocked up on stuff, freezer was empty, petrol 97.7 summat like that, I thought I was seeing things so I asked but was told yes that's right so on the strength of that I filled up the car then supped a couple of gallon , called at my corner shop on the way home, im keeping up wi my mental tests, just made a little slip when I got home this morning, gets to my front door, would the key go in would it fek, then this lady come to the door and politely told me, I was at the wrong house, eh cant grumble
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Thanks Terry your a gent
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Went morrisons this morning I was there at 8, ques a mile long, I wasn't prepared to wait, but I thought they allowed pensioners in early but apparantley they have no provisions for wrinklies just nhs staff can any of you verify this petrol was dirt cheap though
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id best fek off now, with him being a hard man, he will wanna smash my face in
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more than I get pension
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lol more like that stoat was giving wilfy boy what for?
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just wish you could see the waste of oxygen in my street at the moment, one of em out his skull on summat, not a care in the world, a typical number one sewer rat, enjoy oneself by all means but hes one that would do my hole round the back justice,
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Doubled the pay fer dole wallas, just you pitch us a tent mate , im on my way
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Look mate I dunna no you from Adam, but cancer is one evil that has hit members of my family, so look, you ever need a shoulder, you ever need a knock on your door, you ever need to knock on my door, im going nowhere , speaks volumes to me about you does that topic sorry isn't good enough but it comes from the heart
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lol, right lads, I like to show concern fer all my mates on here, but ive not seen our Wilfred fer a while, has that b*****d stoat got him
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Got my head down about tea time, I cum over all funny?ive just woken up, but im buggered if I no whos house this is
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thanks all, not been a bad day today, a bit of company
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get well soon matey
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never envisaged myself ending up like this, but lots of you persevered with me when my lady passed, never a wrong word, and offers of help, that's why im here now, anyways enough grovelling ya load of scrotes, lol that kitchen cupboard, jesus Christ I nearly hung missen neh mind cupboard, bit of a balancing act on my tod, but I left her well pleased, ? bugger off im a gentleman, but the sweats rolling off me places you don't wanna no, so im off for a scrub, none of us no what lies around the corner eh, just have to make best of it
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Hey up, Well what a lovely day eh, so whats on the agenda today then, mmmm, let me see, right, bedding wants doing, its walking itself out the bedroom, curtains want washing, housework wants doing, clothes to be washed, ive got lunch to think about, Doreen up street wants me rehang a kitchen cupboard, ive had nowt to eat yet, ive had a lie in, grasses want cutting front n back, privets want cutting, I need a wash n shave, i need shopping, cant make mash with out spuds car wants cleaning i need to do summat about the infestation of rats around the back afore i go missing, on second thoughts l
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I no its out of season, but even when its in full pap, theres only 2 folks puts out up, joking apart I get more enjoyment these days listening to owd bill next door tending his early morning hemaroids , well piles then
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uk
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more symptons of the virus now, a cough, fever, loss of smell, you are required to isolate. im off to the docs immediately, ive got ingrowing toenais
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Im being serious as well matey, its a fekin joke this lockdown job, all yesterday afternoon, gangs of em at the front popped up to fek , they just don't give a monkies, social distancing, my back passage, wont be long afore we are all on severe lock down through pig ignorarance, no cop patrol or out like that here, must be my age or summat, but its a bloody joke, deaths still on the increase, I give up
