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  1. iworkwhippets
    look, is there only me willing to speak whats in my heart, that coloured lady with that outstanding arris, are you trying to tell me in all honesty. you wouldn't like her straggling your lap whilst you give her a sound thrashing eh we ll as I can say, there must be summat wrong with me lol
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    do you mind matey, im chomping on a dirty big kebab here
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    eh, you've got me all wrong my mate, I wanna wipe hers
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    ya quite safe from me pal, lol just my luck survive this lot, and end up in dock a gibbering incontinent owd pleb relying on the very people I admire , no thank you, theres only 1 person allowed to wipe my backside
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    Normal, forget that pal, we will have some restrictions dumped on us
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    I will carry on just as I am for a while, to soon for any change in my eyes just yet, im looking ater myself, first thing in the mornings, I roll of the settee in a heap, do gentle excersises to get the old bones going, followed by weights, but the frying pan is getting a little to heavy, lol
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    Got some nice scenery on my doorstep. good for the dogs and good for the mind, really relaxes my soul, but I wouldn't mind some of that
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    hes a clever bloke we his gob plus his money eh he must be clever, hes got me on the bleach
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    im a tactile person matey, and I make no apologies for that, but just like this forum a while back put up with my moans n groans. and believe me, I appreciated it, I no none of you from adam, mere aquaintancies, now my friends, even that know it all lol wished me well, well now its my turn, but all I can offer from afar is my well wishes to you all, some sad stories on here dear me, keep well
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    scraped missen off the settee this morning, empty my bladder, I remembered id forgotten to put my bins out last night, so I took em out, next door neighbour was at the front door having a fag, clearly distressed, nowt I could do, but what I wanted to do, is put my arms around her, she actually works as a carer in an old folks home, its enough to send folks crazy, yes
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    day after day like many others ive tried to abide by the lock down, im banging my head against a brick wall, I might as well venture out and debauch myself silly
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    jesus Christ, eh I might as well go fekin top missen now, my motivation is ebbing away fast as it is
  13. iworkwhippets
    That's it mate street cleaning and face masks ive seen em on tv, get some of these idle fester in there pit till god knows when dole wallers out there, lazy bilge rats
  14. iworkwhippets
    no you silly person. read my posts properly, different woman
  15. iworkwhippets
    just been out front clappin, owd Gladys was there, I no [BANNED TEXT] shes after, but she could at least put her teeth in
  16. iworkwhippets
    to right pal, what more could I ask for
  17. iworkwhippets
    so ive been supping domestos fer nowt then, no wonder ive got guts ache
  18. iworkwhippets
    tell you whats happening I my garden, rats loads of em,
  19. iworkwhippets
    of course you shall have a beer on top of scarfell matey, and im just the bloke to carry you up there
  20. iworkwhippets
    I was in Tesco this morning down the village, I had to go get my Imodium, there was this old lady in next street to me, practically mounted me
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    well spotted sir
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    whats up with the mrs pal, im just lookin fer summat to swap
  23. iworkwhippets
    who wants to sacrifice the old people, smash ya face in
  24. iworkwhippets
    to late pal ive bowt it, im not daft
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    The only time I go through my door, is if I need shopping, but to be honest, im sick n tired of folks going down my street, 2 metres apart never enters their heads, there is a family close to me, couple of days back when we had the hot weather, giving it what for on the garden with there friends, trouble is, folks cant see, cant feel the danger that's out there I can see the day coming, and ive predicted this before riots, folks have had enough
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