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iworkwhippets

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  1. ang on a min, so your in agreement I purchase a shotgun and turn it on missen, you wicked man our Sidney
  2. yes so ive been told my friend, im just on ebay at the moment sourcing a shotgun I intend to turn on missen ?
  3. Now you can believe this its up to you, but theres an owd cock lives next door to me, he also is bothered we em, so a couple of weeks back this knock comes at my door, it was sam the owd cock, here u go keith bung this at the bottom of your garden, it was an empty 2 pint plastic milk bottle filled up we some concoction, it was good of him but I new it wouldn't work, anyways I popped it down at the bottom of the garden, get up next morning, not only had they got at the concoction, but also eaten half the fekin milk bottle
  4. im pissing myself in laughter here why on earth didn't I think of that, best thing I can do lads is to buy a decent gun and shoot missen neh mind the rats
  5. yeh been thinking of that
  6. the amount of time ive spent in the kitchen watching the buggers , theres a bloke over the road is into pigeons big time, im assuming they are coming from their
  7. Fek me my back garden is alive with the buggers, as soon as I go outside feed the birds before ive got back in the house, the buggers are out, I was going to knock up a raised feeding area for the birds but its done nowt but rain all day, so if its fine tomorrow I will get stuck in, I get a variety of bird life, I even get the odd sparrow hawk swooping down and taking the odd sparrow, at the moment I have put a plastic garden table out for the birds and the rats are doing there best to climb up , gimmee summat worthwhile to do tomorrow
  8. I never thanked you my friend, so im here now to say thank you
  9. Nets just arrived , thank you very much Neal
  10. No tree hugger matey perhaps you aren't as young as you once was to be polite, let me tell you a little story, a long time ago , you couldn't wish to meet a more content and happier chappy than me, out with my dogs n ferrets never taking more from nature than I needed and in return giving my dogs what they needed, then I remember one particular outing , where my mate Nell whippet, was up the arse of a bunny, the poor bunny was screaming in terror , I will never forget that experience I didn't like it one bit, suppose its because im an owd git, ive had chance of several lurchers as of recent,
  11. its a bit windy here this morning, must be that curry I had last night from the balti house
  12. got my zimmer ready and waiting to go, stocked up on Imodium, cant grumble
  13. ive had tests up at the specialist hearing aid centre they tested me and the result was conductive ear loss and that i need hearing aids but before the centre would fit them i needed to have em syringed but with the virus i was put on hold, had them syringed this afternoon and to go back next saturday to have hearing aids fitted
  14. it isnt so much about the hearing, i just feel dizzy, i thought perhaps the syringing would do the trick , but i feel no different, i told the nurse who syringed my ears and she said lets see how you go on next week when u come in to have your aids fitted
  15. been using olive oil for weeks lads, ive just got back having my ears syringed and I don't feel any better I have yo go have hearing aids fitted next Saturday morning
  16. Apparantley its pretty common so ive been told with owd age, I was diagnosed with last December but cos of this virus ive been put on hold like many others . but ive been retested and I qualify for free hearing aids , but before the hearing aid centre will fit em, she told me I need my ears syringing, go your doctors get em done the come back and they will sort me out, called at doctors sorry they say cos of the virus weve put syringing on hold, called back at the hearing centre that's ok sir we will do em for you £55 ive got a 4 0clock appointment today
  17. Reet im off up to tescos now do my weekly shopping, ive got £4 30 pence in my pocket micky now im gonna fill my boots well £200 worth, if I don't appear back n this forum today, its your fault, and I will rip your liver out ta ta , oh by the way no need for me to act confused I am
  18. now im due to do some shopping, cos ive bugger all in, so if I nick a couple of hundred quid of shopping they will let me off, thank you very much micky im off to tescos
  19. solid little bugger is that dave, its got a bigger back on it than me, all the best we it dave
  20. just pmd you my account number n sort code Neal?
  21. ive got em lads, couple of jills, and from a decent bloke as well, his set up was immaculate, and I could tell he looked after them properly, black neck one of ems hanging off my bollocks as I type, very nice stinkers they are , im well pleased with em, thanks everybody
  22. im shortly going to pick up my kits, its crackin the flags here but ive got a nice cool environment for em here , I will most likely get a nip or 2 , couldn't care less I will soon sort that out, plenty of handling eh lads
  23. Thanks very much allan, but im sorted there thank you, I myself have one sitting in the shed, thank you
  24. Thanks Daniel you truly are a gent , I have been in touch with chapo, and thanked him, also made it clear he is more than welcome at my home, whether I need help or not
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