Jump to content

morton

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content Count

    5,535

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    4

 Content Type 

Everything posted by morton

  1. morton
    I knew you,d be proud,ive done a turn or two,upset the odd woman,my daughters and a couple of wives,their loss.I could give lessons in how to upset women,at times without them knowing,yet i draw a line that id never cross,you did,ffs,she,s a 17 year old lassy with a bairn and as not yet become accustomed to the reality,s of real life,thus treads carelessly in a male dominated environment,a little stewardship from the muckers with young daughters on here would have served better purpose than sexist comments and manly ridicule,im not laying the sexist comments on your doorstep mucker,the same as
  2. morton
    Your class shines brightly mucker,how a mature enough mush takes his pleasure from antagonising and bullying a 17 year old lass is beyond me,no doubt your posse will aid and assist you in hounding the kid,well done you must feel proud.
  3. morton
    My sister wanted to join the police force,at the time they took into consideration her family,she was not allowed to join and never thanked me for it,ungrateful soul.One time in my immature life i hated plod with a passion borne from them doing their job,with maturity i realised it was not the plod at fault,much of the time,that realisation came about because i needed their assistance and will for ever be grateful for the professional way they went about it.The vast majority of plod are the backbone of our society and something we rely on for our welfare,at times again,ive been in situations w
  4. morton
    There are an 101 things the majority of Police Officers would rather be doing,the minority don,t like hunters especially lurcher owners.The reality is,the plod on the street walk about holding the shitty end of the truncheon,they do as their illustrious college educated Superintendants bid them do,whether they agree with it or not,they are at the whim of the goverments many fancies and foibles,would they rather arrest a scumbag peado drug dealing burglar,or a lad giving his mutt a gallop?,if you don,t see the bigger picture its an easier option to blame the lad with the shit on his fingers,unt
  5. morton
    It always is if its falls outside northerlite,s remit.Thankfully the world was proven to be round and not flat.
  6. morton
    There are an 101 things the majority of Police Officers would rather be doing,the minority don,t like hunters especially lurcher owners.The reality is,the plod on the street walk about holding the shitty end of the truncheon,they do as their illustrious college educated Superintendants bid them do,whether they agree with it or not,they are at the whim of the goverments many fancies and foibles,would they rather arrest a scumbag peado drug dealing burglar,or a lad giving his mutt a gallop?,if you don,t see the bigger picture its an easier option to blame the lad with the shit on his fingers,unt
  7. morton
    We all know that nobody as ever had the need to tie a dog outside anywhere when the time arose,especially when the needs of a nipper becomes paramount,we also now know that some of the more neanderthal are threatened by a woman with an opinion.Ive tied my scruffy mongrels all over the British Isles in my quest for a pint,pasty or a piss,many on here must never drink,eat or piss in a sink,when the urge beckons,soon they will pick on somebody who,s dogs have been nicked out of a Securicor van parked in an un-lit area,i hope its not a female security driver in charge.
  8. morton
    What happened with the complaint?,did they make any attempt at trying to dissuade you?.Its hard to get to a Sargeant on the desks now,the majority are manned by civvies who are educated to give you the run around.was making a complaint so the sergeant called us to try and stop us from doing so. They don,t like Official Complaints it goes on to many of their stats and takes up another forces time,don,t let them dissuade you and ignore the children that seek to get their point over by insulting a mans wife,shows their upbringing and true character.
  9. morton
    What happened with the complaint?,did they make any attempt at trying to dissuade you?.Its hard to get to a Sargeant on the desks now,the majority are manned by civvies who are educated to give you the run around.
  10. morton
    I believe to many see it as the quick fix to plaster over poor breeding,others are led like sheep into territory they flounder in.The majority of bull blood utilised in modern breeding is un-fit for purpose and shows in the majority of the progeny,genuine bred types are fecked when they land in the nuggets kennel,the dogs that are bred and entered right are useful at their work and have much to offer in lurcher production,especially if the right balance is met.Ive seen some real belters,sadly many more that are very,very poor.Id not own another or enter it in the breeding,knowingly,for me they
  11. morton
    The police are under goverment pressure to reduce the crime statistics,however and whenever they find the opportunity,thus they attempt to get away with doing Police work,i.e. charging people for the crimes they commit.Put in an Official Complaint about their lack of Police Action on the matter,it won,t do much good as they investigate themselves,but it will go on their records,they don,t like that and if enough people make the same type of complaints they will then be pressurised into dealing with them more appropriately.Sods law is the only law the dog nappers are worried about.
  12. morton
    He,s waiting for a lad from the North East to swap the rabbit for a ewe,lad from N.E. finds it easier to toss a rabbit in a ditch and the Welsh lad ruined the last bunny he brimmed.
  13. morton
    If your after a ready made un,insist on seeing it graft,if your after a pup,insist on seeing the parents graft.That way your willingness to part with your dollar will not bite you on the arse,with the chancers that will fill your pm box.
  14. morton
    more like 2.
  15. morton
    Big,rough and BLACK,oooohhhhhh. some people pay extra for that How much?im from Yorkshire now and still believe a fiver goes a long way.
  16. morton
    Fred knocked chimneys over,shagged anything that wandered to close to him,drank copious amounts of ale and liked chips and steam engines,Guy Martin is scared of heights,shags anything that as a pulse,rides motorbikes,except up chimneys,eats healthy and hates slow moving objects,yup he,s Dibnahs son,the dirty Bolton Chimney dropper had a few he may not have known about.
  17. morton
    Or a large breasted barmaid that likes to serve her customers,oooooohhhh Betty.
  18. morton
    Big,rough and BLACK,oooohhhhhh.
  19. morton
    Obviously your attracting them,doh,source a trap and get equipped to emptying it.
  20. morton
    He,s on 4,i get the impression he,s on billy.Sharp lad though and well worth watching.
  21. morton
    Anywhere were fox food is to be found.The best places are often industrial sites surrounded by houses,any scrubby land in this vicinity will hold fox.The more rural you venture the less you find them.
  22. morton
    At last someone with my way of thinking 2,600 views,over 120 replies and you,ve finally found a reason to breed from the mutt,well done,don,t take up chess.
  23. morton
    You need to get closer on lamp, practically step on the fecker if you can lol hit em with a catty first 3/3 on any land Lamping's fine, catty's unsporting! The only time many little lurchers have a chance of getting on target is if they could be fired from a catty .
  24. morton
    I prefer Ty Phoo,far more resolute.
  25. morton
    Happy days.
×
×
  • Create New...