An Englishman, a Pakistani man, a blonde with huge tits and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.
When the train enters a tunnel, a loud slap is heard and when train passes back into daylight, the Pakistani man is rubbing his cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Pakistani man fondled the blonde and she slapped the pervert.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Pakistani man tried to grope me in the