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  1. Go and check the farm collies kennel.......
  2. Was just thinking mate is this the first thing that Roxy has actually caught....? Maybe thats why it dropped it....never had a clue what to do?..............
  3. did you get my other pm .? Interesting???...........
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    UEFA Euro 2012

    got to be in it to win it mate!!! Well when we do finally qualify for one i hope our first team out the hat is you English c**ts anyway........ well hopefully you sort you shit out soon so we can make new memories!!!!! but untill then, this will do :toast: :toast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0NT6aUwN8c A class act was Gazza....never knew why he went to the Huns................but come on i could have done that to Colin Hendry and Big Fat Andy Goram.............. difference is you never,,,, I suppose your right........ but also i never turned up with a fishing r
  5. Its more technique than strength mate....................
  6. Ok try this.............take your thumb and index finger and shove it up its arse, squeeze the rabbit towards you until you can feel its fronth teeth, grab the front teeth with both fingers and then pull towards yourself as hard as you can. The rabbit will be pulled inside out. Its an instant death and gutted at the same time...............atb fk me did you learn that off poachers rest. Wasn't on long enough to learn anything..............
  7. Ok try this.............take your thumb and index finger and shove it up its arse, squeeze the rabbit towards you until you can feel its fronth teeth, grab the front teeth with both fingers and then pull towards yourself as hard as you can. The rabbit will be pulled inside out. Its an instant death and gutted at the same time...............atb
  8. With Paul it could be anything from a Buzzard to an Elephant, you just have to take his word for it........
  9. Sorted that for you........................surely!!!!!...
  10. you obviously have internet access, use your brain... there is such thing as a telephone directory too, ring some colleges up also, go to the job centre for advise or the citizens advice bureau. it wont just land in your lap mate. as previously said, at 20, get a job as a club rep abroad, drink,dance, shag(LOTS) for a couple of years then get a good job as im sure i speak from a few of us that didnt and are now settled down Wished i'd done that now...........cant turn the clock back now though. I'd do exactly as you said and enjoy it. Come home and hopefully have a few quid in my po
  11. Agreed........i have been lucky enough to have met the legend.. and what he did say that day came from a man that had clearly done alot.........
  12. Lab

    UEFA Euro 2012

    got to be in it to win it mate!!! Well when we do finally qualify for one i hope our first team out the hat is you English c**ts anyway........ well hopefully you sort you shit out soon so we can make new memories!!!!! but untill then, this will do :toast: :toast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0NT6aUwN8c A class act was Gazza....never knew why he went to the Huns................but come on i could have done that to Colin Hendry and Big Fat Andy Goram..............
  13. It's a good job you didn't bump into Stephen Hawking, he'd have kicked your ass all over the place! PMSL..
  14. Lab

    UEFA Euro 2012

    got to be in it to win it mate!!! Well when we do finally qualify for one i hope our first team out the hat is you English c**ts anyway........
  15. And people wonder why these threads go of course.................. Can you tell me a specific area please....theres a few windows i try and get through.......
  16. I love posts like these because it shows the true nature of our wildlife. Now i know this wont come as a shock to most folk but a good number of years back a crow had nipped in through a hole in one of the pens on the rearing field. Years ago we used to let the chicks out pretty early( too early probably.. ) and they must have been around 2 weeks old. They had just been out for a few hours too on a very nice hot day when i noticed the crow was in. It had walked inside the night shelter and it had killed a fair few chicks. It didnt make it out.. Also when speaking to my neighbour one sunny n
  17. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?....... Wouldn't know, lab, is it? I get away with it with my dashing good looks though..............you must have money.... 'Fraid not ......... I couldn't even afford a Fife lass What a bag eh chips? Times must be hard............... Ohhhhh, the smell of stale chip fat on a woman, Mmmmmm...............
  18. I think we understand that you are upset over the matter, and rightly so. But i would have been down to the police staion personnally and said i was not leaving until someone can prove to me that my ferret was out of the van and was getting taken care off.......ATB with your court case...... I was on the phone everyday mate. but the van wasnt at the police station it was at an impound yard but at the time they wouldnt tell me where it was all that they said that they needed it for evidence. maybe your right i could have sat at the police station however the matter still i told
  19. Can't beat a bit of plum jam Lab! Next time you're in the supermarket keep an eye out in the reduced section. I often make the odd couple of jars at a time from stuff I find there. Watched my Grandad make tons of the stuff over the years mate.....when he died and we cleaned the house out there was fecking jars everywhere.... Its actually just laziness that i dont make it.......i make my own soup and that and really theres nothing too jam making. Defo going to try it this year.... Plum jam may well be a shout too.......
  20. I think we understand that you are upset over the matter, and rightly so. But i would have been down to the police staion personnally and said i was not leaving until someone can prove to me that my ferret was out of the van and was getting taken care off.......ATB with your court case......
  21. Defo going to make some Jam this year.............probably be the standard raspberry or strawberry but you have to start somewhere...... Looks good Trappa.........some lightly toasted crusty bread needed now...
  22. dare i say its a case for the RSPCA If possible i would try every other avenue than they c**ts......but they do carry a bit of punch, oh and media value as well. If the OP made as much of a song and dance as he said he did then he should have a case?
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