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  1. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?....... Wouldn't know, lab, is it? I get away with it with my dashing good looks though..............you must have money.... 'Fraid not ......... I couldn't even afford a Fife lass What a bag eh chips? Times must be hard...............
  2. Via your solicitor? So they will have written confirmation that there was a ferret to be cared for in your van? If so you'll be able to use that when you take them too court.
  3. Lab

    Watts to Ah

    Carol Vorderman will be shitting herself with that answer eh?............
  4. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?....... Wouldn't know, lab, is it? I get away with it with my dashing good looks though..............you must have money....
  5. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?.......
  6. sun is going to burn the face aff us this week......thank f**k for that.....;-)

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Yes the nightlife is ok....its only 20 mins up the road but i dont often go there. Rough as f**k...:-)

    2. revij22

      revij22

      abroath smokies whats that all about

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Time to get some sun on that pasty Scottish flesh eh? lol

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  7. Lab

    Badger

    I get that part of it.........
  8. Lab

    Badger

    so fred to sum up a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man I reckon its the equivlant of writing 'preban' on here..........people are not stupid when they're out to get you.....
  9. I was thinking the exact same thing mate....... FFS you cant greet about it now....you know what there like so you should have demanded you got your ferret back. Too f*****g late now!!
  10. You think so? I thought he made an arse of them................
  11. Mike Tyson once called me a twat. I said "who are you calling a twat ya f*****g wee poofy fairy!!!".............dont know what he said cause i put the phone down......
  12. id have blanked you too ya scottish peasant now bugger off and brew some whiskey and while your at it... get yer mother cutting that lucky heather to sell on the streets ...........i was reading your posts on this thread and not for one minute do i disbelieve you have met all these people.......but why make up shit like this............... "I was a keeper for..........!!".........................................f*****g slept wi one maybe..... i were on my first job way be
  13. id have blanked you too ya scottish peasant now bugger off and brew some whiskey and while your at it... get yer mother cutting that lucky heather to sell on the streets ...........i was reading your posts on this thread and not for one minute do i disbelieve you have met all these people.......but why make up shit like this............... "I was a keeper for..........!!".........................................f*****g slept wi one maybe.....
  14. My Dad tried to speak to Charlie Nicholas at the greyhounds one night and he blanked him, walked about like some superstar seemingly. Arrogant c**t. Was at the golf at St Andrews when i was really young, was grabbing autographs right left and centre.....i was dying to get Greg Norman so i decided to draw a Great White Shark on my programme like his design.....he signed it and threw it on the floor and kept walking. I remember my Dad was wanting to slap his puss.... Went to a Football Forum night down Kirkcaldy and Macavennie and Chic Charnley were speaking at it. After the night me an
  15. The masters at hiding eh? I used to sneak about the wood if i was in need of a couple for the ferrets, you could hear them but could never see them. Then you have a go with the shotty and about 20 of the b*****ds would get of around your head....... always amazes me how this dissapears in green leaves ...true. The amount of times ive followed a call, got to the tree and the calling stops, stand and stand waiting for the slightest movement but nothing. Then the minute you drop the gun and move the b*****d is off. Oh and they never fly over the nice gap you have they go straight away from
  16. The masters at hiding eh? I used to sneak about the wood if i was in need of a couple for the ferrets, you could hear them but could never see them. Then you have a go with the shotty and about 20 of the b*****ds would get of around your head....... always amazes me how this dissapears in green leaves ...true. The amount of times ive followed a call, got to the tree and the calling stops, stand and stand waiting for the slightest movement but nothing. Then the minute you drop the gun and move the b*****d is off. Oh and they never fly over the nice gap you have they go straight away from
  17. No such thing i'd imagine? Whats perfect for someone will be useless for another. .........
  18. Was your one jealous of it?..............
  19. The masters at hiding eh? I used to sneak about the wood if i was in need of a couple for the ferrets, you could hear them but could never see them. Then you have a go with the shotty and about 20 of the b*****ds would get of around your head.......
  20. Isn't that where the arguements between the up and at them type and the saluki types start....surely if the dog is good enough to keep it in the field its good enough to strike it?
  21. Lab

    Badger

    I collect road kill badgers for my local badger group. They do autopsies on the corpses and make sure they have not been baited by dogs. They all so collect age sex weight data and make sure than any dead sows are not lactating, so there are no dependent young. These badgers are just placed in the boot of my car, without going in a bag. There will be large amounts of badger DNA and hair in the boot of my car from this legal activity. I encourage any other hunter to do similar, and assist their local badger group in any other way possible. .......This is a joke right?..............
  22. Vic and Bob disagree..............
  23. Is that right Tom Jones............
  24. trust you fannybaws ha Technically if your dogs are not catching then your not hunting mate so thats you out....... But to answer the question i cant really say i do 'hunt'...ever!! I shoot a few pigeons in the winter for the freezer and making soup, i shoot the odd deer when in season,i shoot any fox i see 365 days a year on the rearing field and i shoot maybe twice a year at pheasants. The only thing i do do is work my dogs picking up maybe 40 days in the season and i can hardly call that hunting. Am i banned now.... Ginger Labradors dont count as a dog Just shouted this up to
  25. trust you fannybaws ha Technically if your dogs are not catching then your not hunting mate so thats you out....... But to answer the question i cant really say i do 'hunt'...ever!! I shoot a few pigeons in the winter for the freezer and making soup, i shoot the odd deer when in season,i shoot any fox i see 365 days a year on the rearing field and i shoot maybe twice a year at pheasants. The only thing i do do is work my dogs picking up maybe 40 days in the season and i can hardly call that hunting. Am i banned now.... That's a shit load more than a lot of the folk on here mate
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