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Lab

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  1. Heard a few stories about Jack.....seemingly he was a tight b*****d and wouldn't put his handin his pocket at the bar. A friend of mine, a keen fisher were out one day and a camera crew asked if they could join them on the boat with Jack tagging along. Well my mate hooked a fish and the camera crew jumped up and got into action and asked him to pass the rod to Jack so they could film him reeling it in too which he replied "Tell him to catch his own f*****g fish!!!".......................
  2. Does he just think they live in his garden like? I'd get a few traps set.......
  3. .............ffs come on....turn the page and lets know what happens........... If its got anything to do with a "throbbing purple headed warrior" then i'll have to get the tissues out...
  4. He certainly wont have any at this time of the year...........
  5. Just enjoyed half an hour of comedy on BBC1 there....ahahahahahahahaha

    1. celtic

      celtic

      hail hail get [bANNED TEXT] up them

    2. stewie

      stewie

      was it celtic "top ten best players"????

  6. I drag mine with one hand whilst driving the trooper with the other I have four bins and your ment to take 1 a week to the bottom of the hill.......................NO CHANCE!!! I burn all my cardboard and paper and small bits of plastic.....food scraps go to the dogs and birds and all glass goes to recycling. The only thing i drag down to the bottom is tin cans and big plastic bottles/containers. I always said i would never recycle...always feel i am doing someone elses job for them but they wont take the bin if its not got the correct stuff so they've forced my hand...............
  7. I wear the hot pants better though sweetheart..........
  8. nothing wrong with being gay times change I suppose but doing it will a family member is wrong lab. Since when has you Mum been part of my family ffs!!!!!!!!!!!! i know all about you and your dad playing touch tails lab. lol Well if you ever get the chance to meet yours i hope you can build up the same sort of strong bond.............. don't be stupid lab, he has met his father......................all 8 of them! There all "uncles" mate.............. They do reckon Grch has a canny resemblance to "Uncle Ogre" though!!!
  9. Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they
  10. nothing wrong with being gay times change I suppose but doing it will a family member is wrong lab. Since when has you Mum been part of my family ffs!!!!!!!!!!!! i know all about you and your dad playing touch tails lab. lol Well if you ever get the chance to meet yours i hope you can build up the same sort of strong bond..............
  11. nothing wrong with being gay times change I suppose but doing it will a family member is wrong lab. Since when has you Mum been part of my family ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Trying to catch Stabba will kill you ffs!!.......
  13. Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they
  14. Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they
  15. Ah the Italian footballer...........i remember him he was lovely....
  16. Never again i can assure you of that!!!!!!........
  17. did you get my other pm .? Interesting???........... do you think he's taking notes :hmm: Maybe..............bummed from the Holy One........JESUS!!!.......
  18. Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they
  19. You certainly will my friend, ill bring my WWE belt and spandex only because you wear them all the time, it's not like you're making a special effort or anything! But i have upgraded my belt at toysrus!!!! Thats a very nice way of putting your getting a fat f****r..............
  20. you shouldn't have a 500 yard drive then, posh tw't! Dont be fooled like its some hegde lined tarmac drive mate....its a bumpy f*****g old forestry track.............its a c**t taking the bin down it...... Scot.......Who wants to go to f*****g Dalgety Bay anyway......... 'Gem.....Your place sounds like mine Gem......f**k buying water, i get folk to fill bottles up now. If the girl ever saw inside the well where it comes from then i'd very much doubt she'd wash in it never mind drink the stuff....
  21. Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax...
  22. Sorted that for you........................surely!!!!!... It most certainly was sorted Lab , the photo was just after I'd taken it from the larsen! I thought as much....... Do you notice if you move your larsen even 6 feet the most stubborn of crow will then go in? Yet sitting in the same place it wont?... I do, and actually last week I saw a pair of Crows round the trap mobbing the decoy bird 3 mornings on the trot, but they weren't going in (I have a catching trap sat on top of the Larsen too which accounts for most catches). I'm very limited to how far this trap can b
  23. Go and check the farm collies kennel....... Wouldnt dare Lab, it has already ripped a hole in Terras side. Proper evil snakey type Then there are another 4 or 5 collies belonging to the different shepherd/farm hands, then the wire viz's...more dogs than sheep there Do any of these dogs watch you setting traps? I'd ask the farmer if he's found any traps lying about.......
  24. Sorted that for you........................surely!!!!!... It most certainly was sorted Lab , the photo was just after I'd taken it from the larsen! I thought as much....... Do you notice if you move your larsen even 6 feet the most stubborn of crow will then go in? Yet sitting in the same place it wont?...
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