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  1. Rescue them.......? He's trying to f*****g sell them............
  2. lab-tastic couldn't last a week in asda. Veedublee is worse than me...............he couldny even make it into Tescos without getting attacked!!
  3. I got one to do it once................i was chuffed to bits..... deer legs dont count That wasn't a leg that was a whole deer.............and i really cant put that down too a retrieve, more like the dog panicked when the deer got stuck in its throat......
  4. Was it a knap sack sprayer you had on your back? Is wasnt overfilled and it was pishing down your side by any chance?
  5. oh i wandered when you would fcuking pipe up :laugh: i had salad for tea last night ........Karma really after you calling me a twat eh mate.......... we live and learn my freind , and you will remember when you look at your hands and see that shit of the foam ...oh its still there too....scraping it off with a knife every chance i get.......
  6. oh i wandered when you would fcuking pipe up :laugh: i had salad for tea last night ........Karma really after you calling me a twat eh mate..........
  7. Never mind the weedkiller burns.........have you ever heard of a salad ya fat c**t!!.............. :laugh:
  8. Sounds great............ Meanwhile your Mr Cameron will panic about where he will get his millions from now and have to open the floodgates further to every country in the world.... oh and I forgot FIFE gets wold heritage status for the lovely sea front and new aldi super store , The Kingdom of Fife actually.. .....And for your information theres a beach in Fife thats so good its f*****g Nuclear......
  9. Sounds great............ Meanwhile your Mr Cameron will panic about where he will get his millions from now and have to open the floodgates further to every country in the world....
  10. I got one to do it once................i was chuffed to bits.....
  11. Rangers have told that much lies lately that theres a rumour going about that David Murray has legs.......:-)

    1. Lab

      Lab

      what win the league...he did that!!..:-)

    2. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      he sure did and well done to them could of had a treble shame

    3. Lab

      Lab

      yeah i know....f*****g refs!!

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  12. You said we spend 60 Billion a year....is that invested into Scotland or is some of it spread across the UK. I suppose what i'm saying is if we were Indepedant and all the money stayed in Scotland what money would we spend then?
  13. Pretty much lab, but then again we are heavily subsidised from the rest of the UK.... Instead, you'll be paying for the financial, moral and common sense vortex that is Brussels. The EU is fcuked no matter which way you paint it, and that tit wants us to abandon ship and hop aboard a burning vessel...... I seriously think people like wee eck need removing from society as the only thing he's worried about is going down in history. If we do go independent, he will get his wish - he'll go down in the history books as the fat c*nt who fcuked an entire country on a whim. Right so its the inv
  14. How much of that went towards England, Wales and NI....?
  15. How does this work..............Do Scottish taxes stay in Scotland at the moment or is it a Nationwide thing? What i mean is if we were to go independent then we wouldn't be shelling out for all the folk out of work in England, Wales and NI or any off these immigrants? Is that correct?
  16. if it ends up in St Andrews, it'll hang itself with the scarf shortly after arrival You've probably picked the most 'well to doo' place in Fife tae...........imagine the rest of it..
  17. I did it with a zander, much 'arder than a pike... I have already trained a zander, how do you think i got the fish to photograph to train the pike??. Doh ! To be honest freshwater predators are for beginners, i have a bull shark in the koi pond fitted with a oxygen tank so it can leave the water and devour any trespassers, baboons, hyenas and even the Steven Segal three toed sloth are all raving homos when faced with my 10 foot bull shark. "Demascus" has so far accounted for three betterware salesman, two jehovahs witnesses, a mormon and "Shakma", king of the baboons who thought due
  18. Only if you get them very young, preferable still with there eyes shut.
  19. Rock on Kay, yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........
  20. Lab

    Mole catching bird

    Heres my pet robin getting ready to catch a few moles................just before he digs the totties in too...........
  21. I thought with the looks of that Stevo it was going to be shite but it was quality................ Heres mine.........
  22. Top tip for today..If you ever find yourself spraying insulating foam then wear f*****g gloves....my hands look like GrChs Mum after a hard night on the street corner.......:-)

    1. mickmck
    2. Lab

      Lab

      How did you get it off then Mick........lol

    3. mickmck

      mickmck

      it takes ages mate , if you work for a living it dont take as long , so youre f****d !!

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  23. you just can't take anything seriously can you Go and ruin someone else's thread with your silly comments Ok then what if it learned me how to play the guitar instead? apology accepted honeybuns I never apologised sweetheart.........but thanks anyway....
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