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  1. Keepdiggin was telling me he had to go to the doctors last week.....went in and said.. "Well doctor....I think it's that time where you are going to have to stick your finger up my arse" Doctor says "Prostate giving you problems?" "No....I've f***ing fancied you for ages!!"
  2. I think he was just further away...?
  3. if he gets hit, like Kennedy then who really is calling the shots in the USA? Makes ya wonder, last person to cause the political change was John Lennon and look where he ended up. Trump is saying what a massive percentage of us are thinking that's why he's winningOh I agree with you....someone with a backbone and a couldn't give a f**k about your feelings attitude. I think he's the shake up the world needs not just America.No doubt if he did get in though the threats and whoo ha that got him there would probably stop and he'd just be another arsehole getting told what to do and where to do
  4. I've a funny feeling if it's looking like he will be President he'd better spend some of his money on a bulletproof body suit.
  5. "I'd love to see your binoculars. Where did you get them Andy?" "Oh my friend Steven Seagal sent them over from America for me...." "Your friends with Steven Seagal?" "Friends....we are like brothers. We used to go to school together. Then when we were a bit older I used to be his stunt man" "Wow....is that true?" "Unfortunately not.......I'm actually a lying c**t!!"
  6. I came out the bathroom and said to the wife..."get in there a take a look at the size of that shite I've just done" "No" she says "Go on, just a quick peak......it's a good 2 pounder!!" So she pinched her nose and ran in, looked down the toilet and came out saying "there's nothing in the toilet" "It's on the scales ya daft cow!!"
  7. Go for it.....I laugh like f**k when I see you arguing about dogs for sale..??
  8. I remembering asking my Dad if you can catch Aids of a toilet seat? He says "You could if you sit down before the other c**t gets up!"
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    Sandwiches

    You dare not say you like something with my Grandad or guarenteed it was on a piece. He used to make my work sandwiches....even had a date piece a few times...? My favourite sandwich is chopped pork, nice bit cheese, crisps and mayo. Lovely.
  10. Hope it all works for the best mate. Shit thing to happen.
  11. Lab

    Talk Talk.

    Can I come and film it while laughing like f**k. A few months with them was enough and I had to change to Sky. Little Sandeep was lucky he was on the phone!!!!
  12. Ffs that's natural.......no hard work required..?????
  13. Like a "Here's how not to do it" bit to my business page mate? You could be onto something. Take it the new bird is away home and your allowed on here!..??
  14. Well your gate brace is the wrong way.......I'm here to help....??? Apart from that the rest looks 'no bad'. No sure what the different heights of posts are all about. Keep trying though....?? Good picture tae...???
  15. Yeah plastering a a tuff job. But fencing that's a glorified groundworkers job. Lolyou don't need a brain to dig 2 ft holes for a post with a grafter ffs lol,nail gun for gravel boards ,rails and boards fencing is piss easy imo,spent all day digging out a man hole and rings because some cock put a bend in the line,and it was live with every fuckers shit and jam rags lol.atb dc.....another cowboy...."fencing, ah can do that"Oh dear the fence seems to resemble a piece of shit!.....Loads like you, don't worry. oh chocolate boy,when you can handle more than two cans of cider and not have to hold
  16. Yeah plastering a a tuff job. But fencing that's a glorified groundworkers job. Lolyou don't need a brain to dig 2 ft holes for a post with a grafter ffs lol,nail gun for gravel boards ,rails and boards fencing is piss easy imo,spent all day digging out a man hole and rings because some cock put a bend in the line,and it was live with every fuckers shit and jam rags lol.atb dc?.....another cowboy...."fencing, ah can do that"Oh dear the fence seems to resemble a piece of shit!.....Loads like you, don't worry.
  17. ?.....when I was learning my trade I had brickies offering me a job. If anyone has dug a hole in Dundee they will know why. Digging through rock with a pinch is no fun. Anyway your a plasterer.....you shouldn't be on here talking about hard work...??
  18. Yeah plastering a a tuff job. But fencing that's a glorified groundworkers job. Lol?Sounds like you would be a good labourer.....a day on the post chapper youd love...?
  19. When I was 16/17 I used to think the only job as hard as fencing was the brickies labourer. Mixing all day and dishing it out. Forklift does it all now so fencing is the hardest... Obviously haven't tried scaffolding so. Agree....another hard job on site. I'd manage it though.
  20. When I was 16/17 I used to think the only job as hard as fencing was the brickies labourer. Mixing all day and dishing it out. Forklift does it all now so fencing is the hardest...?
  21. Keeping your tongue out of dirty mouths for a start.
  22. Lucky you got it easy I see...Easy is not a word I'd use for fencing....Scott..Yeh but you wouldn't use the word 'hard' either......;-) It's a very physical job. Digging, chapping.....harder than lots of jobs I'd say.
  23. Would the desicion not rest with the fighter/trainer in the end? If you can see that AJ still needs a bit time and is a bit raw with things I'm sure his trainers will see this also. Would that be classed as bad management if he was to loose the fight.?
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