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Lab

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  1. Just the same as if you were a cannibal. Would you pick someone treble your size or would you pick a weak opponent??
  2. When can I come for my holidays dad Your far from a Gorilla. I didn't adopt a flamingo.
  3. Does the gorilla need new binoculars as well,maybe it got mugged by gang of baboons ,thieving b*****ds.Look the two girls Andi and Kelly were totally above board. Even showed me the nets that the poachers catch the Gorillas in.....come to think of it they did look small and they were selling 3 for a £5...One never had a swallow tattoo did they She mentioned something about swallowing......I nearly adopted a f***ing tiger as well...?
  4. Does the gorilla need new binoculars as well,maybe it got mugged by gang of baboons ,thieving b*****ds.Look the two girls Andi and Kelly were totally above board. Even showed me the nets that the poachers catch the Gorillas in.....come to think of it they did look small and they were selling 3 for a £5...?
  5. If some one shows me proof of that the direct debit will be deleted. I've always thought they did decent work??Mate, it's your money.......I did a job in what's called "a fulfilment centre" once, I was in a room and they had over a hundred staff and hundreds of those big plastic crates full of cheques and DD mandates.The staffs job was to count and process them all and that's all they did and the pile never got smaller any day of the week. This was all WWF donations. So your saying I don't have a pet Gorilla called Ihoho...?? Ah f**k this it's getting binned. Atleast the wee man got a toy
  6. lol I don't know about sucked in I reckon he was hoping he got sucked off more like ? If only it was as easy as adopting an animal eh?..?
  7. If some one shows me proof of that the direct debit will be deleted. I've always thought they did decent work??
  8. I honestly thought it was some anti f***ing shite then seen the wwf sign. Then she fluttered her eyes, hit me with some banter and before I knew it £6.95 a month was pissing off to the jungle...? I have whoever turned it round and said I did it for the wee man....brownie points..?
  9. Well the other day I got caught in BnQ wi this wee blondie and ended up adopting a f***ing Gorilla. Ah well my good deed done for the WWF....?
  10. Well that will be shite. All the funny bits will be cut out.
  11. Lab

    Working Alone

    didnt your work mate have a xmas doo without you last year? You can forget about a Xmas doo this year anyway....have to save the pennies..?
  12. Lab

    Working Alone

    Hate working on my own. Got too have a bit banter at work to make the time pass.
  13. He is very much a selve made man he had a hard upbringing and only inherited a measly 10 million from his father.Which he has made into around 7 billion. Your spot in there. I'm fed up reading on Facebook these tossers calling him a prick or whatever and putting up posts about all the things he's failed at. Well guess what let's look at the things he has achieved. Dealing in business the way he has he's probably taken many a gamble, some you win and some you loose. I hope he goes from strength to strength. Mon the Trump.!!
  14. " could take " would be a silly presumption to make and im not about to get into a silly win/lose scenario.........but it would be common sense to assume that in a fight with a wild animal a purpose bred fighting dog would be more capable than a pet/guard dog................similarly to how it would be safe to assume that a pro boxer would be able to deal with a bigger heavier opponent in a street attack better than a night security officer could. I only actually mentioned it cause there has been lots of debate on here about big cats v dogs. I understand that this is no more probably than eith
  15. You must be the only person seeing that then. Cat overpowered it easy, chain or no chain. And to think some argue about pitbulls could take even bigger cats.....nonsense..?
  16. That the one mate....I can't put videos up.
  17. Anyone seen the video that's kicking about. Perfect video to show how easy it is for a big cat that size to kill a dog. Albeit the dog doesn't die as it's saved by its owner. If someone could put it up that would be great..??
  18. Paki Elvis impersonator....? Amal Shookup
  19. What do you call a Muslim that's dying for a drink? Allah Vabeer
  20. What do you call a paki that short changes you in the shop.? Black b*****d!...?
  21. What do you call a paki in a bottle? Ramdin.
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