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Lab

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  1. Why did you liquidise the cat ? did it get in at your precious fekin birds ? and why get a new cat . it will probablydo the same thing , I think your a cruel kunt . Thanks Stan............Leave a space next time between "probably" and "do"...you know like the big space between your f*****g ears...
  2. well since your on the baileys mate try a BMW.... It's Baileys, Malibu and Whisky...... Goodnight!!... Lol
  3. Lab

    30 years lol

    theres no enough rohypnol in all the world f**k off....where would Sarah Harding get Rohypnol.....
  4. Lab

    Awesome goal!

    Brillaint.... Remember going to Great Yarmouth to one of the caravan parks with my mate and his family when i was 17 for a weekend. Not alot to do during the day so we got a ball and learned that flick over the head trick. Ended up playing 2 lads and there 2 young sons in on the astro turf.....Hammers fans i think. Anyway mid game i thought f**k it i'll try it, caught it sweet, lifted it right over the guys head, ran past him and caught the ball on the volley and the b*****d smacked the post. ......They lads must have been thinking "What the f**k do we have here!!"....
  5. What dirty robbing b*****d has stole my sellotape...i f*****g had some, i know it!!!

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      what do you want sellotpe for

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      he needs to sellotape his gift vouchers into the envelopes in case one falls out, five pounds is a lot of a money for someone as tight as lab!

       

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Lab it's in your 'secret room' after you cellotaped your boyfriend to a chair the other week!

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  6. i think most of they stories should start "One upon a time".....ffs!! The media love a good story though, true or not!! Ive just been saying the very same thing on another thread. We're just so alike Ahhh....ive never thought of myself as an annoying little english c**t before.........got me thinking!!..........
  7. I never remember anything anyway so thats f*****g simple!!...
  8. i think most of they stories should start "One upon a time".....ffs!! The media love a good story though, true or not!! Ive just been saying the very same thing on another thread.
  9. Wtf are they all bitching about........a challenge was set and an ass whooping was dished out!! get a better motor and shut the f**k up!!!
  10. A head start?.....You mean take 6 staples oot the fence............
  11. i think most of they stories should start "One upon a time".....ffs!!
  12. I'm gonna get a vid of my dogs jumping just to shut your puss................ I think its great that Tomo is in touch with his feminine side......
  13. Lab

    30 years lol

    Congrats' mate..............Think i'm going to lead the single life until i meet Sarah Harding and she falls in love with me.............
  14. Typical Lurcherman going around cutting fences...............tut tut tut................
  15. ]How to explain the Rangers situation to the less able. My cat died earlier this year. It fell in a blender and got liquidated but it never properly died until Halloween, but...we are still having a birthday party for it. I know it seems silly but we are doing it for sentimental reasons. We got a new cat, gave it a similar name, it sleeps in the same basket and even wears the same collar. We kid on it's the same cat but we know it's not really.
  16. You have half an advocaat and your anybodies ya lying c**t!!....
  17. Not in any real sense. Like, I don't make a new years resolution or anything. If I happen to be out, I'll have a glass of champagne on the midnight mark, but It doesn't go beyond that really. Oooohhhhhh....a glass of champagne!!.....
  18. ha the hook beaked b*****d.....get the rifles out!!!
  19. I think if everyone is pretty honest to awake in the middle of the night with 1/2/3 possibly more intruders in your house you would do what you would do to keep safe. if that ment getting the gun out then so be it. I'd be happy to threaten them with it and hope they left....if however they had weapons and were coming towards me i'd hope i had the nerve to take the first c**ts leg right out, i'm guessing that would stop the rest of them.....
  20. Arthur Mullard pmsl She (it!) started on a trainee programme with several others and we were hoping to get one of the lookers on our section but the gods were against us. It came with a fully paid up membership of the hallitosis club and was also a ginge (sorry lab). FFS i'm not ginger............ What evs fantapants....... Shut up heavy hole....
  21. Arthur Mullard pmsl She (it!) started on a trainee programme with several others and we were hoping to get one of the lookers on our section but the gods were against us. It came with a fully paid up membership of the hallitosis club and was also a ginge (sorry lab). FFS i'm not ginger............
  22. Ditto........ Do ya fcuk ginge lol.... Alot more than you anyway mutha fucka!!!....lol
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