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  1. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Ah thought that when she shouted yer name ower her shoulder the other night !! barstewards!! hahahahah She makes me wear a tight red jersey when we are making love !! should I worry ?? FPMSL..........hope its painted on!!!
  2. what with that and tyrones cranky bird on coro its all good on the soap front :whistling: and what a fcukin wus that tyrone is getting fcuked about by his missus, when is it she lays into him on the street? What annoys me is its not like real life......What really should happen, and this would be a cracking episode, would be that f*****g bitch decides to slap Tyrone, he ducks and then cracks the nut right on her then fucks off and gets pished, pumps Fizz behind Roys and goes hame and throws her oot!!!!
  3. He'd have been smoking that cigar through his arse............Kat the f*****g dirty slag!!...
  4. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Oooof! hit a nerve aboot the cat Baw !! hahahahaha I....I......I miss that f*****g cat right!!!... :cray:
  5. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Haha very funny..............no cat here ya c**ts!!....Oh and Baw you asked what the benefits of Rake having a beard is.........well it hides his ugly puss for starters........
  6. Lab

    Awesome goal!

    Oh thats you done it now.........your going to get the "Thats whats wrong with this country speech!!".........
  7. Lab

    Growing a beard

    That's Alan out of the hangover? FPMSL.... ....A slightly fatter version i thought.....
  8. Lab

    Awesome goal!

    Aye but nae c**t likes a show aff.............. No offence to you mate, but thats typical of the jealous mentality in this country. It's the general attitude like that towards those who stand out that's partly to blame for the amount of foreign doctors in our hospitals. Loads of kids hide their abilities and fail to reach their potential as adults for fear of getting picked on for being bright and it's the same in sports. Just look at the way the media build up our bright stars then then meticulously look for reasons to shoot them down again as another example. It's a whole culture of envy w
  9. Lab

    Growing a beard

    If Rake was to stand up i bet he had a pair of arseless leather trousers on................... dont no why he dont just get a scirt like you mate... twat!!!
  10. Lab

    Awesome goal!

    Aye but nae c**t likes a show aff..............
  11. Why did you liquidise the cat ? did it get in at your precious fekin birds ? and why get a new cat . it will probablydo the same thing , I think your a cruel kunt . Thanks Stan............Leave a space next time between "probably" and "do"...you know like the big space between your f*****g ears... Don,tcomecryingtomenexttimeyouhaveasorethroatscrote Alittlegay!!
  12. Lab

    Growing a beard

    If Rake was to stand up i bet he had a pair of arseless leather trousers on...................
  13. Lab

    Growing a beard

    that big boy in the back ground looks like he wants to make you struggle to sit down for at least amonth.. One look at me in that beard and it`s no surprise then really !!! hahahahahaha Lab,, just learn tae live wi it yah wee ladyboy !!! Look i dont want a f*****g beard.......i dont want to look like a serial killer or a have half my breakfast stuck to my face. I just go for 3 day stubble.....its designer!!...
  14. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Santa Claus.....is that you?..
  15. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Now if thats not enough to put any c**t of a beard then i dont know what is............ Cock !! :laugh: Ah hink ah look braw min ! Yer needing tae take the f*****g shades aff then ffs..........
  16. Lab

    Messi

    You are however forgetting me, an odd DNA mixture of Eric Morecambe, Julian Clary, Les Dennis & Gabriel which was put into a nuclear reactor then cooled with rocket fuel!! I will come down there and ring you lot out like wet tea towels you absolute lunches !! Lol ... :whistling:
  17. Unlucky Juventus..... atleast you had a good run this year!!

    1. Malt
    2. albert64

      albert64

      well it was nice while it lasted

    3. artful212

      artful212

      Fink ur [bANNED TEXT] lab can def see celtic winning

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  18. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Yes it can be itchy around the box!!...
  19. If your watching it now you have just seen that cow whip £3000 oot the pot.....bet that Scottish lassie wants to knock her f*****g heed aff...........
  20. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Now if thats not enough to put any c**t of a beard then i dont know what is............
  21. One of the easier quiz shows i'd say.....
  22. Lab

    Growing a beard

    Why the f**k would you want a beard???...
  23. FFS...ahahahahaha.....I'll challenge you mate.........Good luck!!.... whippet99 just disguise yer self as a fox , easy!!! lab has often been cleaned out by the cunning old fox :laugh: :laugh: or talk polish , he may think your staff :laugh: :laugh: happy x mas ginge Mick i'll let you join Whippet....you could put your heads together and make a fence........ Merry Xmas bud...
  24. FFS...ahahahahaha.....I'll challenge you mate.........Good luck!!....
  25. Lab

    Awesome goal!

    He'd go down well in the Sunday pub league...... Row Z...
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