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Lab

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  1. Yes i'll be here..... Nobody to spend xmas morning with now..... .......wait a minute...... PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. f*****g Heinz soup........... only soup i like mte,hate home made soup.has to be heinz no other brand You've never had a nice home made soup then mate...........dont get me wrong i like a wee tin of Tomato myself but you cant beat homemade......
  3. f*****g Heinz soup...........
  4. Yer spot on mate......When i left school i worked with a guy who done the doors and he told me never to get involved in a domestic. He tried to split up a man booting f**k out of his wife and they both turned on him....big mistake for the both off them...
  5. Starter...........Scallops with bacon and seafood sauce. Main....Buffalo Steak Pie, Mash and all the trimmings. Pudding.....A nice slice of Lemon Cheesecake...
  6. Cheddar for the day to day sandwich and toasted cheese.......I do like a smoked applewood as well on crackers and stuff. I think its a Wenslydale and Cranberrie one ive had before..delicious...
  7. On this occasion you did the right thing mate........pity you never managed to give him a slap. But and its a big but if she has taken him back then i'd stay clear of it.
  8. I'd go for the Jimny over a Frontera any day.....decent set of tyres and they go anywhere. Size is the only downfall....
  9. .........and then Lab awoke from the coma he had been in ever since he found out some mad old geordie had crossed the border and killed all his phessies ........... Cheers. Nice one Charts, we'll give Lab his Dallas moment, me and Paid can come back from the dead and then we can put Labs pish behind us and get on with what was a good story.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMR5setaS7I Its just a story Malt......you can come back too life if you want.......greeting puss!!..
  10. Come on Archie tells us what you do for a job...since its xmas..
  11. As Chart plucked away...Lab strangely enjoy the plucking and thought "Wow that does make your knob look bigger!".......Undi was being attended to by a firefighter who had turned up on the scene. "Why you do have big muscles dont you.....would you like a hand with that big hose off yours" he giggled!! Scothunter was watching him flirt away..."Look at that fenian b*****d!!"..he muttered under his bag mac smelling breath.
  12. Have you had one? Maybe you had a bad one? They're just a cheap 4x4 and fine for the average shooters use. imho Nope and i wont be having one either. Sheds on wheels......
  13. Then were was an awful accident..the bus driver crashed, he was put of with Baw nibbling at his ear and slid down the banking. The bus rolled and rolled down the valley and the passengers were flung around inside. As the bus came to a halt....Lab was the first to get up....his shirt all torn off showing his tanned athletic body and rippling 6 pack. Baw opened an eye......"wow!!!" he thought as he eyed up Labs amazing figure..."If i could just loose 4 stone i took could look like that!". Lab made a fist and punched out one of the windows.........Unfortunately Paid was dead...Lab thought "that
  14. Nothing wrong with the word "Speedo"......
  15. You took that to far in my opinion.......no way i'd let an englishman share my tent!!!...... Oh and i'm away picking up just shortly but i will be adding a paragraph...or 2 tonight....
  16. Lab

    Awesome goal!

    I tell ye mate one of the funniest things happened tae me in the queue wan day. A guy was heading back tae his seat wi 4 pies stacked up and some c**t banged intae him and the tap pie fell tae the ground. In the blink of an eye i say it and grabbed it before it hit the ground........put it back on the tap. The boy was like "f**k me,,you should be in goals for us big man....!!"..I felt f*****g awesome....
  17. ...Aye he says 'otter' but really it was Mr Blobby......he was never far away from a Crinklybottom....................
  18. Lab

    Awesome goal!

    Sure i had it at 135 a few seasons ago when i dropped my pie and bovril on the way back from half time.......
  19. Frontera has to be the worst 4x4 out there..........
  20. Lab

    Jokes

    Leave!!!!!
  21. Lab

    Growing a beard

    think lab gets anoth stick with out you starting gem... Almost forgot that lab looks like a hairy ginger male version of jo brand ... Please dont grow a beard lab! Well thats clearly lies 'Gem..........
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