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Lab

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  1. Oh i could just tell mate..... It was his beautiful lassie pal who came over and asked me if i would like to dance with her friend......i thought "If she anything like you i'll be doing more than dancing!!".....She pointed too her friend.....a guy with a kinda vest top on, glasses and spiky f*****g hairy....... "No thanks!!"..... Aye lab heard you prefer them more "buff" Well thats you out then eh, small fry............. Aye Pud.........my loss hey. ......i could put you on like a welly boot JB......................"POP".....
  2. I hope being a gentleman you did the right thing and gave her a....ahem.... a shoulder to cry on Ohhhh aye mate, still am some bit of gear ill tell yea, swallows too oooops too much info lol What a load of shit!!!.... I believe him he's not the one saying gays are cool! bite hard on that pillow lab I never said Gays are cool....i'm just not that shallow to say that i dont like gays. Fair enough these twats like Rylan and that, over camp....but its not the gay part i dislike its just that style of person i dislike. Theres plenty folk out there in day to day that are ga
  3. Oh i could just tell mate..... It was his beautiful lassie pal who came over and asked me if i would like to dance with her friend......i thought "If she anything like you i'll be doing more than dancing!!".....She pointed too her friend.....a guy with a kinda vest top on, glasses and spiky f*****g hairy....... "No thanks!!"..... Aye lab heard you prefer them more "buff" Well thats you out then eh, small fry.............
  4. I hope being a gentleman you did the right thing and gave her a....ahem.... a shoulder to cry on Ohhhh aye mate, still am some bit of gear ill tell yea, swallows too oooops too much info lol What a load of shit!!!....
  5. Oh i could just tell mate..... It was his beautiful lassie pal who came over and asked me if i would like to dance with her friend......i thought "If she anything like you i'll be doing more than dancing!!".....She pointed too her friend.....a guy with a kinda vest top on, glasses and spiky f*****g hairy....... "No thanks!!".....
  6. i dont really want to comment on the last keeper, but they never set dates after the 27th because of no birds, i have totally changed things around we dont even shoot any of last years drives, i moved every game cover and its paid off, hand fed too. dogged in lots and stopped the birds being nicked by the next door shoot Sounds like you have done well mate...good luck with next year. Canny get weather like we had this year so i reckon next year you'll smash it..... Hope the last keeper is working in McDonalds now though....
  7. Deary me all jokes aside there's some shallow people on here. I must admit when I was at school I never liked gays, but then I grew up!!!! Infact I was out in Edinburgh in a club( non gay) and gay guy asked me if I'd like to dance. I never knocked f**k out of him I just "no thanks".... What did annoy me is when I woke up in the morning and I couldn't find his f*****g number!!!...pmsl!! Grow up ya f*****g gay haters!!!!!...
  8. You've broke the record and your not shooting January? Who was the last f*****g keeper??
  9. had to comment though big G didn't you...?? Pmsl
  10. Ive got 4.....wished i'd asked on here first though cause 2 of them are f*****g useless!!...
  11. Its something ive never been too actually is the boxing day meet. I'm going to go next year...i should really its only 10mins along the road and i know a fair few folk that go.......even if its just for a wee sloe gin....
  12. when will you ever decide too give up the pets and get a working dog mate??.. Lol
  13. correct Wilf , why should we be presured into accepting abnormal acts as normal when the cammel jockey's will be excused and those carpet pilots are the most giulty how the f**k is it abnormal, men have been f*****g men since the start of mankind. do you have any children? if yes, say your son/daughter is, god forbid, hit by a car and near death, if the doctor that saves your son/daughter's life is gay, does he still fit into this category " dirty filthy abnormal arse reaming b*****ds whose intentions seem to be to have ar$eholes looking like a japanese flag have been campaigni
  14. I think they should go for it sweetheart.... Woohoo you go girls!!
  15. shes under the table mate... Dessert!!! ;-)
  16. Emma Dale?? Is that the famous "2 weeks" lassie.... Lol oh here he is......owt to make him feel better about his lass leaving him........... pmsl..... Actually just having dinner with a lassie at the moment and later on ill be balls deep.....merry Xmas...lol I feel sick with the thought you two gingers banging away still dreaming about me banging away bud??.. Lol
  17. thats exactly how I met her.... Jumped out the bushes and put a bag over her. She's been here a week now, I think she's starting to like the place. If she would just keep quiet I'd take the duct tape off her mouth and untie her...:-)
  18. quick look mate.... Lol
  19. ffs.... Santa Claus missed somebody out this year... Lol
  20. Emma Dale?? Is that the famous "2 weeks" lassie.... Lol oh here he is......owt to make him feel better about his lass leaving him........... pmsl..... Actually just having dinner with a lassie at the moment and later on ill be balls deep.....merry Xmas...lol
  21. Emma Dale?? Is that the famous "2 weeks" lassie.... Lol
  22. Lab

    Merry Xmas

    ...Was thinking about getting my balls out later and giving them a good clean mate, see if there usable......
  23. Lab

    Man Utd

    its driven by jealousy mate.. Neil Warnock should be the most hated man in football for the shite he comes out with but most people dismiss him as an irrelevance and laugh at him but anything Fergie says gets picked up on, dissected and elaborated on purely because of his success at United... Huh!!! You want to see the grief Lennon gets.............. even being dead dont stop them up there............. Terrible...
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