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christian71

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  1. 14st 8lb Nearly fatty the numbers are right 148kg
  2. f**k the girlfriend off and get one that don't tell you what to do
  3. Happy birthday Albert64 ;-)

  4. Not like you to be late your mrs says you are allways early :laugh:
  5. "with the cold".......a good an excuse as any i suppose.... Missed out on my main prezy 2 years ago today when I got married but that was the ales fault
  6. thanks all went for a nice chinky with the mrs and kids, mrs f****d of to bed full of cold looks like im not getting my main presy tonight
  7. I'll f**k you, you fat head spastic dwarf
  8. Now that's better you big ginger f****r
  9. Im sure you didn't get away with it that easy off me when it was your birthday
  10. Christians crystal ball says 4 pups And for only the cost of a pint
  11. Lewis boxed last night in Scunthorpe was all way going to be hard to get a result on away soil 200ish home crowd cheering against 3 of us he lost 2-1 to the judge's.He got into a brawl instead of sticking to his boxing. I watched it back on video I think he won it but im his dad. Told him chin up and down in the ring it's all a learning cuve and he will come back stronger.
  12. What have midgets & dwarfs got in common?.. Very little :-)

    1. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      And cant wipe their own kulu lol

  13. Some bloke down the street upset my son, my son said I will go and get my dad, he said go and get your dad he is a coward, so I stomped over to his, banged on the door and shouted, "f***ing b*****d Answer the door you fukcing c**t" The door opened, and a 7ft tall man built like a wrestler said "Yes?" "Sorry" I whimpered "Could you please donate to the Help Tourette's foundation...
  14. The doctor has advised me to avoid saturated fat ! So I've stopped shagging the missus in the shower.. :-)

  15. My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman. "I want you to go!" she screamed. I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?" "Go on, I'm listening." she replied. I sat down and said, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life." :-)

  16. Must take after his mum
  17. Lewis just came home from school and past me a card and a box of maltesers opened the card. To dad thanks for all you do for me and helping me win my 1st fight Lots of love Lewis XX He went to the shop after school and got them himself
  18. Yes mate thats was it, yes he was a good kid, my lad had only had one skills bout before the fight, he didnt box as well as he can but will learn from it
  19. Thanks mate really proud of him he has been working hard in the gym, and doing his road work, And nearly right with name Lewis Christian Scunthorpe saturday now
  20. Asked my mrs to get a pic with his hand up should of took it my self He is in the red
  21. so you`ve got another night out off to sunny scunny Yes mate this sat the lads had 2 lost one won one
  22. Close fight nerves got to him a bit won on points proud dad Thanks everyone
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