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    I got one just the same LOOK
  2. All the years ive been around that manor ive probably never stepped foot on the Isle of Dogs more than twice..............no tradition,no loyalty,no nothing.............those people gave up on their area long ago i wouldnt be seen dead south of Billingsgate !...........Im told even the old Watermans is gone now........The Long Good Friday was filmed there if im not wrong........................and if you can show me a Millwall fan this side of the Rotherhithe Tunnel i,ll show you a 7 leafed clover !!.................................Nothing wrong with a shithole......but even a shithole has to
  3. An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "You know," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you." "Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." "Ahhh, that's nothin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now
  4. cheers but why not? cheers but why not? Only a guess, there a bit small
  5. One day a farmer wrote to his son in prison, "Son I won't be able to plant my potatoes this year because I can't dig the holes. I know if you were here, you'd help me." The son sent a reply, "don't even think about diggin them holes pop, cuz that's where I hid the money." The police read the letter, and went to the field and dug all over but never found the money. The next day the son sent another letter, "there pop, plant your seeds. That's the best I can do without being there."
  6. My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice. "There's something I must confess." "Shhh" i said, there's nothing to confess. Everything's all right." "No I must die in peace. I f****d your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," I whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you c**t, now close your eyes n f****n die!''
  7. f**k off it is then Waiting at the lights, I was hit up the arse by a hot blonde with big tits. "Jesus, love" I said, "Do your brakes not work?" "I'm so sorry" she replied, "I'm not insured either. I'm so stupid. I forgot to do it." I was just about to start ranting when she stroked my chest, licked her lips and said, "But I can make it all better, babe. I'm very talented." "Just this once then," I sighed, "but if you weren't a body shop mechanic you'd be in serious trouble." "Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the
  8. Furry is a f*****g wanker
  9. Dont know whether to say thanks or tell you to f**k off
  10. Lets hope this topic run's with out silly people spoiling and going of topic "What the f**k," I shouted, "you pulled out right in front of me!" "That was your fault," she snapped. "I don't think so, love. Look at the damage; you've buckled my front left wheel!" "You're just being ridiculous now," she responded. "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Look," I replied. "Let's exchange details and get this mess sorted out." "Oh for f**k's sake," she said, "just get another tr
  11. Old post i liked these jokes
  12. Still dosnt mean its being used dog fox will go and mark all the earth's in the area
  13. Just because it stinks dosnt mean it being used, if it is being used get a dog that marks and when there not home fill it in and they will use another earth
  14. Try this you 2 Send me a message
  15. And your bags Got nothing to put in them TUFFTY Got a big box from chrismas you can have was only going to leave out for the bin man Cheers mate will pick it up later TUFFTY Sorry bit late answering i burnt it now :laugh:
  16. And your bags Got nothing to put in them TUFFTY Got a big box from chrismas you can have was only going to leave out for the bin man
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