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christian71

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  1. Like's tw@ting women aswell christian my mate fred has a goldfish... its got feck all to do with the ring Not now he aint it died he has got a hamster now You would know that if he was a proper mate
  2. Like's tw@ting women aswell
  3. Think it would of been better without the seat then they could of got in it Then maybe not injuring them selfseves where there is blame there is a claim Pass this on to the mrs kids http://www.accidenthelpline.com/accident-types/rehabilitation/
  4. Seen that before soon get fed up of pulling back up the hill :laugh:
  5. I made 2 couple of years ago out of wide kitchen laminate flooring with 2x2 timber screwed where the feet go with rope screwd to that, happys days like sh!t of a shovel
  6. Stabba phoned Ian B because some of the members of THL members where calling him names. ''How can I help you?'' asked Ian B. ''They call me shitty pants Ian !'' He sobbed. ''Ok, Shitty Pants,'' he replied, '' what's the problem?''
  7. my mrs had a crash in a 03 ford focus they wrote it off gave us £1900 for it bought it back for £250 Fixed it for £100 happy days
  8. saltire is nice but the union jack is more colourful! That spastic in the car park If i see him again
  9. Buttercup, buttermilk, butterscotch, buttercup, butterbeans, buttercream, butter icing, butter knife, butter milk, butter nut squash, FOR f**k SAKE YOU LOAD OF SAD BASRTADS GET A FUCIKNG LIFE
  10. christian71

    Buttercup

    you were asking me to find out about photos yesterday .. it was a bloke :laugh: ask paulus all the names I pm'd him were blokes apart from buttermilk :laugh:Miss marple .lol you were frothing at the bit like the rest :laugh: Heard of frothing of the mouth but not like this phil
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    Buttercup

    WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE
  12. Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said: "Hang on, I have an idea. He went next door to the butcher's shop, and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said: "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said: "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
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