Like's tw@ting women aswell
christian my mate fred has a goldfish...
its got feck all to do with the ring
Not now he aint it died he has got a hamster now
You would know that if he was a proper mate
Think it would of been better without the seat then they could of got in it
Then maybe not injuring them selfseves where there is blame there is a claim
Pass this on to the mrs kids
http://www.accidenthelpline.com/accident-types/rehabilitation/
I made 2 couple of years ago out of wide kitchen laminate flooring with 2x2 timber screwed where the feet go with rope screwd to that, happys days like sh!t of a shovel
Stabba phoned Ian B because some of the members of THL members where calling him names.
''How can I help you?'' asked Ian B.
''They call me shitty pants Ian !'' He sobbed.
''Ok, Shitty Pants,'' he replied, '' what's the problem?''
Buttercup, buttermilk, butterscotch, buttercup, butterbeans, buttercream, butter icing, butter knife, butter milk, butter nut squash,
FOR f**k SAKE YOU LOAD OF SAD BASRTADS GET A FUCIKNG LIFE
you were asking me to find out about photos yesterday .. it was a bloke :laugh:
ask paulus all the names I pm'd him were blokes apart from buttermilk :laugh:Miss marple .lol
you were frothing at the bit like the rest :laugh:
Heard of frothing of the mouth but not like this phil
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said: "Hang on, I have an idea.
He went next door to the butcher's shop, and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said: "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!"
Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said: "Now you've lost it.
Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any
money!!"