christian71
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Everything posted by christian71
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A new you would be back
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Sid the sexist
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So a said to this bird do you want to play the rape game she said no I said thats the spirit
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Ill bring it right down to the gutter lol, only to be attempted when shes drunk lol, IS there any Irish in Ya ?, No .would ya like a bit of Irish in Ya . Which would you rather ,rather would you which ,once against the wall or twice against the ditch . Cant see them working lol. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? A bit tame misty come bring it dowm futher
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast. Working me way up
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I,ll keep it clean to some one else starts "You, Me, Bed, Now!"
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Come on gem lets have your best one
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Come on lets have your best chat up lines That never fail!!!
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Come on lets have your best chat up lines That never fail!!!
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The champ cant beat it (dont go champ)
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Lonely Hearts Ads- what they really mean ------------------------ ADVENTUROUS = Slut ATHLETIC = No Tits 30 SOMETHING = 41 FUN = Annoying WILD = Gets pissed easily BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robbers dog SEEKS A NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex- Husbands a f*****g nutter NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny HEADSTRONG = Argumentative ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic CURVY = Fat c**t CUDDLY = Fat c**t LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat c**t LIKES NITES IN = Lazy fat c**t __________________
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AM IN LOVE Just leave it alone it will go down
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Expect a full in box :clapping:
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does the applicant have to be blonde? Ok no as long as dumb
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Happily married man would like to meet dumb blond big knockers up for a shag every now and then cleanliness and discression assured - will travel Well, what woman could resist.....
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ARE YOU AGED 18-30,female,slim build, into hardcore techno, a recent graduate and into politics? Then F**k off! I want a shit-thick 17 year old handbag bird with no opinions and massive tits! Reply to box… 54785
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Casual ,why buy a whole cow when all you wants a mint of milk you first... Here ya go ,wanted trisexual nymphomaniac woman for casual sexual relationship ,long blonde hair, 6 foot tall ,big tits ,shaven haven ,deaf and dumb and must be willing to share ,lol, , INTERESTING! you know way too much of the lingo to be new at this I tried all the happy families thing and it wasnt for me ,i guess you live once and there is no practice ,live every day like its your last and one day you will be right lol, heres mine 25yr bi fem switch attached, seeks nsa, male- at
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Casual ,why buy a whole cow when all you wants a mint of milk you first... Here ya go ,wanted trisexual nymphomaniac woman for casual sexual relationship ,long blonde hair, 6 foot tall ,big tits ,shaven haven ,deaf and dumb and must be willing to share ,lol, , INTERESTING! you know way too much of the lingo to be new at this I tried all the happy families thing and it wasnt for me ,i guess you live once and there is no practice ,live every day like its your last and one day you will be right lol, heres mine 25yr bi fem switch attached, seeks nsa, male- at
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Casual ,why buy a whole cow when all you wants a mint of milk you first... Here ya go ,wanted trisexual nymphomaniac woman for casual sexual relationship ,long blonde hair, 6 foot tall ,big tits ,shaven haven ,deaf and dumb and must be willing to share ,lol, , INTERESTING! you know way too much of the lingo to be new at this I tried all the happy families thing and it wasnt for me ,i guess you live once and there is no practice ,live every day like its your last and one day you will be right lol, heres mine 25yr straight fem switch attached, seeks nsa, ma
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Going on the piss now expecting some good ones by tomorrow
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How would you Describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad be as big headed as you want. Winner gets 5p and half a bubbly.
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What a load of bollocks
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Best of luck finding a job
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You lot are way to mad for a sensible person like my self
