Seems that this year it needs a pre-modifying adjective or it just isn't cool - 'Black ferrets, 'Pencil ferrets', 'Angora Ferrets', 'Micro ferrets', 'Greyhound Ferrets', 'E.U Polecat ferrets'. Just you wait a couple of years - our 'Ferret Ferrets' will be a rare commodity at worth at least 50 quid a pop.