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  1. Brilliant result Phil, good luck to you ,yours and those Nurses and Doctors ? and any one else who finds themselves Poorly. Wonderful News.
  2. A £69 Springer with Iron Sights and you bagged a Rabbit ! you have pulled of the impossible , I am told that to do this you must have about a £1000 worth of kit to achieve such feats of Marksmanship and worse still you had a dog with you ? you do know that the dog could run off and catch a Rabbit that had been wounded and bring it back to you , the rule is that you say Lost in long Grass which is fair enough but how are the Rabbits shot in long Grass in the first place ?
  3. I have seen Kids dragged off for Skate Boarding in Tesco Car Park never mind driving Hoss % Carts through the Town Centre ? there is plenty of land there why don't they take it out in the Fields , that Boke who bought a Frock for his Kid costing £60 could have got that in Leicester Market for thirty Bob. I did not think the price of the Horse that the Fellah sols was right because where I live in Leicestershire there is a Traveling man called Tacker he had 90 ponies on the land next to my house and told me they were worth nothing and said he could not even sell them for Meat as the Mark
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    Plummers

    Keen as Mustard ,good with Ferrets ,safe with Stock , the only fault it has …… it only understands Glaswegian
  5. Gay Men Fishing ! ones wearing Gloves ? I would sooner get caught Wanking .
  6. ISSIS CHILDREN NOT ALLOWED BACK IN THE COUNTRY 301 TOP BRITISH PEOPLE NAMED IN UNDERAGE SEX SCANDAL This will be a day bury bad news ……….as they like to do .
  7. It was an Anti Inflam called VIOXX it killed millions before it was banned,just one tablet and I am still paying for it .
  8. I don't understand why anyone could put a drug in their body about which they know nothing people don't how powerful a lot of drugs are 20 years ago I had one tablet that I had been prescribed by a doctor and woke up three days later in intensive care , now days when I have a prescription I read all the small print before I take any thing .
  9. I have tried to fill one for 40 years and never got up to the Label a pound coin would last about ten seconds after I went bed
  10. I need some new Leather Boots , lightweight with a non slip sole , none of those boots that are made of Rag but anything that made me attractive to 50year old Birds or their Mothers would be a +
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    GROUSE

    Those Ladies from Hell know better than to misbehave in front of their English Land owning Masters … they would be evicted from their Cottages in a trice ?
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    GROUSE

    Can any of you Northern Savages get me get me a Brace of Birds in the Feather ? there is no rush and I will happily give some Wine , posh Pickles or a Bag of Blewitt's in return, I had a Brace given me 30 years ago, I dressed them and went out when I came home a bit drunk they had been eaten so I have never tasted one , the Riesling that my Wife makes has a Aphrodisiacal reputation among my Buckfast drinking relatives and is fondly known as The Kilt Lifter.
  13. This is my youngest Girl about 40 years ago she looked after the Ferrets for years and she was always playing with them and sometimes she would sneak them into the house and put them to bed one night I was going up stairs and passed the spare room and I thought I saw something move I wentin and moved a couple of toys the bent down to look under a Wardrobe as I did I looked at the girls Dolls house I was realy big and very old and it contained every thing , as I was looking a Ferret looked straight back at me through a pair of Gingham Curtains it was a bit of a shock and as I lent back another
  14. I spent years in Northamtonshire Lampinp and Ferreting , when I went for a look last year every thing had gone including most of the Fields .
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    Plummers

    This one is Katchums Lads Dog and its made of Electricity if my Mrs saw it she would want a pup out of her and if she met Katchum I think she would want a Pup out of him too
  16. The Darkies have been at it for years , once they stopped them doing Goats and Sheep HalHal in the Melton market Car park they went Freelancing in the Fields of Leicestershire , I am told that there is a team of lads from Bradford make a good living at it .
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    Epstein dead

    Depends on the Stains! what they could do with is one of those Prince Charles Vibrators because the Ears get very sticky
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    Epstein dead

    That young bird who Andy Muffed should of saved a Gobful of Pineapple chunk or a tuft of his Minge ……. it would have been worth a few bob
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    Epstein dead

    Ghislaine Maxwell is still due to face trial and she's up to her Knackers in it .
  20. I have taken loads of Steroids all I do is ring the Chemist and I get them on demand are they the same sort that you are writing about ? they never make me go Red they are to help my Breathing or pain relief , I used to start with 10 then 987654321 over a few days no-days they chuck loads at me .?
  21. No Gas , Electricity, Running Water, outside Toilet ,post office 3 miles away , Church for at least 2 hours on a sunday and anyone on a Hoss you called Sir . The second picture is were me and my sister slept if we wanted a fire we had to collect wood !no one done it for you . …..That is the good old days, The last picture is where the POWs lived with their Pigstys it is a Rich mans Weekend cottage now .
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    RHD2

    We had it on all our land in Leicestershire it wiped them out where I could get as many as I wanted there was nothing three years later they are back in harvestable numbers .
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