I'd been out on the pop in Faliraki a few years ago and when we got back in the morning we decided to run down to the beach for a swim, running in the dark I ran straight into a little metal fence and dislocated my toe. A few hours later, still pissed up, I went for a wander to try and find a chemist for some pain killers, next thing an audi A4 came flying round the corner and ran over my foot, I had flip flops on so my foot just squashed into the foam, it instantly stopped hurting, must have popped it back in The bitch stopped the car, wound the window down, pushed the wing mirror back in