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WILF

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  1. Did it hurt when he stabbed you pal? I didn't even have phone reception !
  2. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zjypx1Uwsc These hands are like deadly weapons.......
  3. I don't know about any of that, but when ever I see people handle snakes or spiders there is always a voice in my head screaming "Go on, bite and kill the daft c**t!" Lol
  4. Most likely a green mamba, I'd be shitting myself in that situation too! Evil buggers they are, unlike most snakes they'll actually chase you down if you piss them off enough and if you get bit by one out in the bush you're pretty much fecked. It was actually bgd, I was in a front loader shovel with my mate in a jcb , t pushing shrub and trees out of the way for a temporary landing strip out in the ulu living in tents I Ievelled a huge ant hill, not something I'm proud of , but you need to remove obstacles As I pushed over it, my mate beeped and beeped before pointing in my bucket , I
  5. Zzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzz
  6. Just to add, it's funny how nobody feels the need to add a bit of colour to Scottish, Irish or Welsh history........no black Irish republicans in things about the troubles or such like. It's always the English that have their history subverted.
  7. I watched that thing about the Gunpowder plot on BBC the other night......set in 1609 England.......there was darkies all over the show. One was personal secretary to the chancellor or something......another held some other position. And I'm sat thinking "yeah, I bet that's a true reflection of England in the 1600s" Like come on, I don't give a monkeys about an actors skin colour but at least cast them in context of the age and the time and the thinking of the time........anything else is blatant bias and provokes reactions like this thread. What next, Samuel L Jackson as Cromwells
  8. You do realise that the term "career mod" is now a thing......you have created a new bit of terminology. I'm just writing that under all Walshies posts from now on for the crack ! Lol
  9. Also 3 ........and I don't even drink !!
  10. Let me just explain something........none of the mods give a flying f**k who you are, what you are messaging or where you live........you are just not that important ! They are just ordinary dudes like everyone else, havinga look at this forum because it's better than the f***ing telly.........just like everyone else! Grow the f**k up ! Lol
  11. A muddy orchard in Italy, pissing down with rain......1943 "Lance Bombadier Milligan..........Lance Bombadier Milligan........?" "Is that you mother?" "Its not your f***ing mother" "Lance Bombadier Milligan is dead!!" "Well, in that case he is going to miss the cookhouse!" Brilliant !!
  12. Spikes war diarys are some of the funniest, saddest books you will read.......they some up perfectly the gallows British humour and show young blokes making a joke out of a hopeless situation. They also highlight the mixture or cruelness and stupidity by authority. "I told you I was ill"............lol
  13. We were terrible, it was genuinely keystone cops at times......we have been consistently terrible and we're a good 10 yards off the pace pre season so I saw it then. I'm not really one for sack the manager but something is badly wrong with whatever Billic is coaching.
  14. Brilliant, sincere congratulations.
  15. It's funny, there used to be a lad on here called Gnasher who was a London lad and he had a collection of weirdos always on his case........now it seems it's my turn to have a weirdo follow me around. Is there like some secret weirdo club who only purpose in life is lurk round the internet trying to be funny and having an odd fascination with lad Fromm London? If not, then let me inform you that you are not alone in this world and you should start yet another of your million boring, pointless threads and ask for the others to get in touch.
  16. Erin Gray........mmmmmm.........Erin gray !
  17. Well, I just like the fact he sounds like Twiki from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century !
  18. Do you fancy me or something ?
  19. Dry your eyes, I think you are taking it a bit personal ! Lol
  20. f**k me, I have never heard of that site before....it makes for dire reading don't it!! Dragon Driving?!!.......more like Dragon Bollocks Central !!! A window into all the very worst the dog job has to offer !!
  21. The Un humorous reply is that you could not really say there are any mate as you don't know people in that way.......everyone is essentially a stranger and you can only get a sense of Lads you would probably get on with and lads you wouldn't. It wouldn't really be fair to label someone on here a selazebag because there is not clue they are any such thing.......if you have never seen someone how could you judge. Edited to add: there are however a few you could call mentally ill ! Lol
  22. Keep trying ya thick prat ! Lol
  23. Like almost everything, there is already laws to cover this type of thing......it's assault, child abuse etc etc......we don't need any more because they will only be mis-used as all these things tend to be. I remember seeing blokes in the pub on a Sunday lunch time, with young kids in tow, and these blokes would be getting pissed and snorting coke off the bar while the kids stood watching with a lemonade in their hand........and guess what, when the kids grew into adults they turned into bits of shit as well !! If government want to deal with something, deal with that type of mindset
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