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WILF

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  1. They will take one look at London, Birmingham or Bradford and be right back on the junk high tailing back to work in re-education camps in Beijing !
  2. Later on when she was fully into her career we would have a drink now and again when she was home. I always found it terribly cringeworthy all the awkward, childish blokes that would come creeping up talking absolute shite.....f***ing embarrassing! I always liked the company of women when I was a young man, they are by and large a much better laugh and a lot more grown up and interesting. Fact is, what you get to see when you hang out with birds is that most blokes are total pricks. Always loved women, fascinating creatures.
  3. This is a girl I was mates with at school, really nice girl and a decent 1500m runner when we was in the Athletics team together. Good laugh too
  4. That’s Mayo mate but it looks like that all along this coast so we are pretty lucky
  5. Inspired by Newkids maritime stroll me and the boy took off for a few hours today.
  6. It’s just a loop of the Windrush docking at Tilbury !
  7. I looked at the link and then couldn’t take it seriously when the bloke used the word “feds” in his post........another total f***ing moron !
  8. Do you know what mate, I was chatting to the Mrs last night as she has been watching the news (which I tend not to do) and I said to her that it’s bollocks really that you have to watch and then consider all the various angles on every segment. You can’t just watch a segment and take it as factual reporting, terrible state of affairs really. Even stuff that resonates with your own bias you have to think about is it credible or do I just like what I’m hearing because it reinforces my own prejudice. f***ing shit state we are in really in that regard
  9. She’s tidy actually, it’s her brother that’s a f***ing total prat ! He was in my class at junior school
  10. She is a decent girl, no airs or graces. Used to chat to her when she picked up her brothers kids from school every now and again.
  11. I was just reading up on the symptoms, terrible mate.......first off it’s a cough, then loss of smell, a strange attraction to watermelons and then in the terminal stages you start selling crack and shooting 14 year olds......finally, you leave your kids for their overweight bleach blonde mum to bring up ! Lol ? ? ?
  12. No mate, won’t happen in Europe or America. One thing these people are not is stupid and they have made sure the conditions of the early 1900s are not there. The artificial wealth does the job of keeping people in check.
  13. I’d question Sanymeres advice myself mate, he said himself that racists were generally of low IQ so I’m not sure he is the most reliable source of information ?
  14. “We discusses it at party conference and it’s perfectly safe” said local Labour activist Sandymere ! Lol
  15. No, no young man, you have it totally wrong......it will all be different next time, honest......Sandy said so ! Lol
  16. Are you still a racist Sandy ?......should we all be racists now ? Whats the labour party’s official position ?........only between feeding cows and sheep it don’t leave a lot of time.
  17. I can’t think of anything better to use the money on ! Now, let’s talk about “the morality of tax” shall we ? Lol ?
  18. 3 grand !!! .......I’d just buy a new dog !
  19. Was working with my pal many years ago at a private home in an outside office they had built. Anyway they had a dog that was always in and out, friendly old thing. So, we were working away and my pal manages to take the top off his thumb with a Stanley knife, so I quickly grab whatever padding I can and a load of black tape and try and tape it up because it was squirting blood like a hose pipe. That done I look down and the top of his thumb is laying there on the floor so I pick it up and just at that moment old Fido comes wandering in to see what all the commotion is about.....
  20. Has he got a tracking number ?
  21. That takes me back to a very, very debauched weekend at Reading festival......never bothered taking a tent just figured on kipping wherever we collapsed and it worked out handsomely ! See Neil Young and Crazy Horse that weekend too.......halcyon days !
  22. “Sorry we missed you” lol lol
  23. Yeah, the bloke returned it and threw it over a fence in a house 5 doors down ! Lol
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