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WILF

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  1. Sometimes I have to ponder just how we are friends ! I’m going to phone your wife and get her to iron you out for being a buffoon !
  2. You cant buy a decent cup of coffee anywhere in Britain or Ireland never mind one for £4 !
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    One of my closest pals (now divorced) once said to me when talking about his then girlfriend: ”I proposed to her in a hot air balloon” To which I replied “You should have thrown the horrible c**t out !”
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    I’m afraid I have to respectfully disagree, the nicest and most sincere wedding of a friend I actually attended was in some horrid registry office in a horrid little town…..it was lovely and moving and sincere, everything a wedding should be. I could stand in the Sistine chapel but if I have to do with 200 assembled howlers it wouldn’t be wonderful, it would be torture !
  5. That’s Britains reality now……shame isn’t it
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    No, this is my personal favourite mate !
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    That’s a bit of me that is ! Lol ?
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    A handful of times in 5 years is hardly a mate unless you talk very regularly on the phone, I’d genuinely bin that wedding off and spend the money on a meal out for you and your Mrs….much better ! As you can probably guess, I struggle badly with these things because half the time it’s total bullshit ! If people are your people and they have a genuine bond with you they don’t care if you go or not, them people are going to love you anyway.
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    You could start with: ”To see so much insincerity assembled in one room literally takes my breath away !”
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    Don’t bother, statistically speaking they will probably be divorced in 5 years and you will forever regret the money wasted on that breville slow cooker !
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    I would genuinely loathe anything like that, luckily I’m old and don’t like anybody so I’m safe ! However, if I did have to write a speech it would start like this: ”So happy to see you all here, most of you probably haven’t seen the bride or groom for years and won’t see them ever again after this but you all thought free food and drink and a chance to get dressed up so you came…..don’t know why the happy couple invited most of you parasites because I’d rather drink my own piss out of a Rumanian builders under pants than spend a minute more than I have to in your loathsome comp
  12. Football and top fight football players deserve all the shit they get, they invited this shit so they can’t cry when it’s comes to get them ?
  13. I hear you mate but I’m afraid I have to disagree, it’s totally standard now…..that is what Britain has become, laid low by a race to the bottom. Murder and knife crime barely warrants a mention, for all the stuff you hear about imagine what you don’t hear about. It’s 3rd world stuff, that’s just what it is.
  14. I’d like to say that’s a very unusual story…..but the sad truth over there is, it isn’t ! Thats just a disgusting situation for a so called first world country not to mention the country who was one of the major players in giving birth to modern civilisation…..and also probably the First Nation state on earth ! But it’s so “normal” that folks barely give it a second thought never mind treat it with the gravity it deserves. This is what we are now !…….heartbreaking !
  15. Yeah, mine said the same but it didn’t take anything like that ?
  16. ? Why are they saying 11 weeks ? I did mine online, and they have a section for overseas renewal as you probably know….did it through that and as I say, didn’t take long.
  17. Just renewed mine mate and it only took a couple of weeks, not a bother, sorry ! ?
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    Another one!

    We don’t know who he has allegedly raped yet, girl ? Boy ?, someone who was obviously destroyed by the experience or one of these #METOO creeps who have quiet happily carried on making a career at the time and into the future…….as I said, wait for the details so we don’t all end up looking like tools
  19. I remember being at Wimbledon at home and we gave his brother dogs abuse over that, it was howling ! However, these days it’s no big deal, if the bloke can score 20 a season who gives a monkeys who he is sleeping with.
  20. Drip, drip, drip, drip ……….
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    Another one!

    Much as I loath all these pricks, wait for the details
  22. That’s if that happened because he was black…….maybe it wasn’t because of that ?
  23. “Activist”……the name we give thugs and vandals who we like ! Lots of people buy into propaganda, that’s not the sole domain of Russians ! We swallow all sorts of bizarre bullshit weekly, it’s a national disease ! Young men fight wars, it’s what they do……if we want to stop young men dying in pointless wars for profit then let’s stop electing the absolute tripe we have been electing !
  24. Whilst I agree with much of that I also think you highlight where the problem lays…..we are different, period ! Until we acknowledge that fact nothing will be right, it’s that basic failure to admit the obvious that’s causing much of the hassle we see today. In the case of America, I don’t really see that so called “white supremacists” have a leg to stand on…..none of them belong there anyway, black, white, Asian….they are all aliens. But forgetting that for a minute, it’s shown in stack detail time and time again that European cultures and African cultures just don’t suit each
  25. Black Supremacists ? Hate Crime ? (Because hate crime obviously makes it a worse thing than murder !! ) Radicalised by Black Lives Matter keep telling them it’s not their fault or responsibility ?
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