Look, it will be like this…..it won’t involve interpol or the cia or the cast of spooks or Jason Bourne or 007 or Uncle Tom Cobley…..
It will be a couple of cars, a couple of coppers and they will put their hand on your shoulder and you will be nicked and minus car, dogs, whatever fine they dream up on the day and possibly a spell behind the door.
They may even chuck in an animal keeping ban for a laugh !
You can scream “Prove it” until the cows come home, if you have a runner, a wax jacket and maybe a lamp you are f****d !