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WILF

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  1. A lad from my old town (claim to fame, he has the biggest collection of milk bottles in Britain….yeah, I know !) actually started his own firm and went out and did that. Couldn’t make it work mate, too many exes, not enough money in it…..just sold all his milk bottles to an orange juice company the other week. He gave it a right good go, cost him thousands to set it up.
  2. The tide is turning……. "Remember places, traitors' faces, they'll all pay for their crimes"
  3. WILF

    Predictions

    You are the football equivalent of Ron Kovic ! X
  4. WILF

    Retirement

    Be a big adjustment for you mate, all the best on a long, relaxing and happy retirement
  5. A well read chap after my own heart I see mate !
  6. I’m old fashioned enough to treat these things with the amusement they deserve same as I would any simpleton making a tit of themselves…..we don’t take it serious because it’s not serious, I find it no more serious than if some fruitcake told me that tins of corn beef are really atom bombs and I’ll find is just as amusing. There’s not too much makes me feel uncomfortable and especially if it’s just nonsense.
  7. It’s as serious or not serious as you want to make it mate, we ain’t particularly uptight about these things……my little lad don’t sit at the table and eat dinner with us anyway because he don’t want to, everyone else is a grown up and we laugh at grown up things. Nothing deep or sinister about it.
  8. I reckon the lads that protest the most are the ones that harbour a sneaky curiosity about what it feels like as the tip gos in……don’t worry mate, we are a very liberal, accepting group on this site….you can tell us, we won’t take the piss or anything ! Lol
  9. Have to take your word for it, I never wanted to get that close myself ! Lol
  10. Uncomfortable ?……don’t you find it hilarious mate ?
  11. Nah, she’s fine mate.
  12. Can anyone give me one example (save in the film Shawshank Redemption and poor old Andy !) where anyone has had gayness “forced” on them ? Lol I mean, I’m not turning into Peter Tatchell or anything but I just find that funny……I’ve known and dealt with and sat and had a cup of tea with a few gay blokes over the course of my life and not once, not even once, did I ever think “Think I’ll give my old woman and her new outfit from Victorias Secret a miss tonight and go for the sweaty overweight bricklayer round the corner !” Lol
  13. What about if we just blanked out the bloke in the leotard and left the glittery cock ? Lol
  14. My younger daughter has one of the most howling sense of humour's ever !…….her gay mate just randomly sends her funny pictures from absolute screamers who hit on him on the gay dating apps. We can be sitting eating our dinner and she will get a message, burst out laughing and produce a picture of some fat, 5’6” middle age bloke, dressed in a crotch less leotard with glitter sprayed on his erect cock ! All sat crying our eyes out laughing at the dinner table and my wife saying “you lot are not normal !” Lol He was just round there, and his neighbour has been asking him to go round
  15. Isle of Man is lifting with them, I know of a lad who went over there to run them with a lurcher.
  16. It’s strange the British attitude to sex, no such hang up’s in Germany or even France. Its all just part of normal every day life, not seedy, just normal. In Germany they have Sex shops in airports !! In Paris along the street where the Moulane Rouge is situated there’s a whole street of them, big Tesco express type jobs and a sex museum ! No furtive, over coat clad men there waiting to nip in unseen, men, women, couples going in and out (no pun intended) of those shops like any other Saturday afternoon on the high street. Man or woman, wanting to have sex and enjoy you
  17. The only thing “Scots” Irish about you is the bloke that owned your great, great, great Grandpa ! Lol (joke by the way before you loose the plot !)
  18. You can wind your neck in Willis Jackson, you’ve been grumpy ever since they cancelled Different Strokes x
  19. Yes, what language do you speak again ?……we invented it, case closed ! Lol
  20. Almost forgot, it will mean that every time you have a world championships or World Series or whatever it will actually involve the rest of the world….is that OK ? Also, the army, you all have to stop getting PTSD at the slightest mention of a deployment…..don’t worry, our lads will show you how it’s done
  21. Do you promise to stop getting over exited about every single thing and screaming “Awsome” every 5 minutes ?……if you do, I think it could work !
  22. All true mate, but that’s the great thing about being young, you don’t give a f**k !……would we have been any different phones or no phones ? I doubt it.
  23. I completely agree with Stiffmeister in his post, however, I think there is a caveat……hands up who here has not done stupid stuff or stuff that their 40+ year old self would now regard as howling ? I have, plenty of times…..stuff so f***ing howling it would make most normal people say “f***ing hell !!!” But nobody gives you a manual for life, you can’t be a good judge of lived experiences unless you have been down in the depths a bit yourself and know what you are on about. Most people grow and learn and are made wise by all of it, some never do and never are….that’s l
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