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  1. WILF

    80,s music..

    f*****g hell, remember I was about 17 when that was out....ended up in a club in Black Horse road, Tottenham, all alone and completely off my face!! Pulled a bird & her mum but just as we were off to their place for some wrongness, I spewed my ring practically at their feet........night over! lol This tune reminded me of the night as it was playing. f****d, alone and totally surrounded by spades....you shouldnt really survive such nights!! :laugh:
  2. WILF

    80,s music..

    Changing the mood a little, one of my personal faves........... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R_-3w_Iwk0
  3. Completely wasted.......then I gave all that up to become the model human being I am now
  4. WILF

    80,s music..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuwjT36fkOo
  5. Hello Mr Darcy, I have taken to rubbing pedigree chum round my ringpiece and letting my dog lick it off, do you think this will help us to bond?......thanks in advance

  6. He often locks himself in the reptile room and likes to piss on the geko,s....it makes him very aroused and he releases his rancid juice all over the pictures of Terry Nutkins

  7. Brummy can often be found wanking over pictures of Heather from Eastenders, he releases his fowl smelling splodge onto het face while screaming "Hows dat for a careless whisper you fat bitch".....he crys alone!!

  8. Anyway, you want chocolate dont you :tongue2:
  9. Go on Trisha......where would we all be without you I feel a book coming on . . . .. .. "Now thats what i call getting through heart break." :laugh: "Dig Deep and Pay Your Maintenance"
  10. WILF

    80,s music..

    Bloody hell mate, trust you to pull one out of thin air.......
  11. Go on Trisha......where would we all be without you
  12. WILF

    braveheart

    They have a statue of Mel Gibson in Scotland you know (true) and MOO likes to dress up like him when he is pissed (also true)
  13. WILF

    deben

    They look very, very gay so should do you to a tee
  14. Very true, picked up an extra 15 odd thousand acres today by doing just such a thing.......happy days!!
  15. First off, I will say that this is not an unbiased reply because I am lucky to count JDarcy as a friend, couple this with the fact that I could not express things as eloquently as Chalkwarren. What I will honestly say is, I have NEVER seen anything like this book....truly a masterpiece!! For all those that seem to want to take a dig at JDarcy and think they have a book or two waiting inside them all I will say is.....beat this gentlemen, the benchmark has been well and truly set For all the lads that are featured in this book and their hounds.....lads, you are a true credit to thi
  16. I bet his dog wants him to get another hobby
  17. Does your user name mean "Stolen Dog".......very f*****g clever
  18. Cant often be found bumming battery hens and screaming "Hows dat for a drumstick you mutha fuckers!"

  19. An open mind.....you learn from everyone you meet (good and bad) and you adapt, change, reject or adopt practices to suit
  20. Oh ffs, no one is calling you mate just trying to be helpful and saying get your kit checked, your dogs life depends on it. And for the record, I thought it was a good post by you
  21. Rather splitting hairs, but I think you will find it IS working in metric....it wouldnt be calibrated in any other way
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