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WILF

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  1. Normally hear this term from fannies, dont worry about it..........let them worry about it Most of those that say it like an insult should worry more about how much tackle they are "pointing & slipping" their own dog at
  2. Did the take-a-way get the injunction put on you then?
  3. I knew not to trust those f*****g sikhs.....................
  4. Thats enough about your girlfriends, tell us about your dogs
  5. Young irish girl journeys to London to see if the streets are paved with gold. Unfortunatley, the streets are not paved with gold and she has to become a prostitute.........having earned a lot of money, she returns to Ireland. Her mother is weeping with joy and the girl starts crying and admits that she had to become a prostitute..........her poor old mum screams at her "You had to become a WHAT!!" "i HAD TO BECOME A PROSTITUTE MUMMY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME" Her mother starts to calm down and with a look of relief she says "Thank f**k for that............I thought you said a PRODESTANT
  6. I suppose if you did have a skinful or a smoke and hurt yourself, you wouldnt be wanting to have a claim from the firm ............
  7. You must have some amount of Hares round you matey
  8. WILF

    tories

    The goverment descisions affect us because as a nation we rely so much on the state for so many things, if you could opt out of the NHS, Social and all the other things we get for our tax money and not have to pay tax (not just income tax, all tax and dutie) but sort yourself out, who would?.........I know I f*****g would, in a heartbeat!
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    tories

    "Theres no such thing as public money, only taxpayers money" Margeret Thatcher...........how true is that As long as "Call Me Dave" & Osbourne remember that, they will do whats right
  10. Dont think about it, no point being the richest man in the graveyard!
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    Hunt sab muppets

    Thats why he rode up there, he was hoping they would bend him!
  12. Dont give up the day job David my old son
  13. All you northern boys used to ruin the look with all those silly see through tashes on your top lip! :laugh:
  14. Legonda is looking good now she is off the kebabs
  15. well have to say fom what iv been reading on them,from what iv seen and what lads have told me the idea of owning one was short lived re-think time Ask the people who say Beddy X's yap, if their knowledge comes from personal experience or hearsay ????? My bitch Delta is sired by a first X Heartbreak Fell Beddy/Grey, and neither she nor her sire have ever yapped and are both top class allrounders. Cheers. Ahh..........but could beddys be like deerhounds, bulls etc?...........you either get the right blood or you dont?..........
  16. :huh: ...................................
  17. Am I the only person who dont have a clue what all this means?...........fair play, you liked your dog and held it in high esteem, you got some good memories and had some fun..........be happy mate I and many other lads will stick to giving ourselves a fighting chance......you on the other hand should go and put the lotto on if your that lucky!!
  18. Theres your awnser mate...........early doors for a rusty second season dog..........dont worry, just enjoy your dog and keep at it
  19. If they stick their finger up their arse then have a courtesy sniff, it reminds them of being a lad back in Calcutta?
  20. Green street is shite!.... Donal McIntyre...........wouldnt want to be him! lol
  21. Unless you are seeing that amount of stuff fairly regular mate, you will never have them fully up to the job, thats just life........more rabbits will however sharpen them up as the season progresses imho As I said, your dog did well and I would be happy because mine dont get to see those type of numbers either
  22. He can however reach over to play with your balls with having to stoop!
  23. MESSY..............Very f*****g messy :D
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