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WILF

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  1. As young men, myself and a select group of ner do wells would, on occasion, spend the whole day watching Botham on video and getting wasted out of our nut, then off out on a saturday night brimming with patriotic pride and alcohol.........halcyon days.
  2. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN p***y

  3. I feel a bit sorry for myself that the pikeys took my 4x4 last summer and cleared me out of my lamp, all my locators, coat, nets, shovels, roe sack all told about £1800 worth of kit but as they say............thats life If your that f*****g bothered, get his address and buy him a new lamp yourself........I will have a heap of stuff while your at it.
  4. "As me muvver used to say.................no, I dont know what she was talking about either" :laugh: P is for Pogger em! :laugh:
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    J Darcy

    Only put the thread up as a joke..No mate I didnt introduce myself as he looked well dodgey..I had just left D S and DT and WB as he walked by..He is not as tall as I imagined and had a massive camera ..Last I saw of him was when he stood near AN..LOL No bother
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    J Darcy

    Did you introduce yourself to him Don?
  7. nice one mate nurofen? or paracetomol? just good old paracetamol so i got told . or barf well to much ov it . I just had a vision of a load of pilled up pigs having it large on the lawn at 3 in the morning :laugh:
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    Mods/Admin

    .........Errr....Naaaa.......too easy!!
  9. Seems like you have been there. I have ......but some of us want to know and some of us are happy deluding ourselves
  10. ............oh dear, quality!
  11. It is "my favorite quote" not "your favorite pm" I didnt want to tell anyone you sent me that, save your blushes and all that.....
  12. My all time favourite is: "My uncle used to make me play with his bollocks in the shed........"
  13. "Unless your in with the clique............." "I am the best dog handler for my age he has ever seen.........." "One of hundreds of fallow bucks my 2 whippets (19 & 20 tts respectively) had taken by 4 years of age.........." "Fallow are easy.........." "My uncle was blah blah and he was bessie mates with blah blah......." "I beat the fen lads on their own ground and they wouldnt pay me the grand bet money etc etc............." "I am a self made millionaire..........." "Someone had to start somwhere so why shouldnt he breed a line of yorkie x lab x grehound......
  14. I thought you were talking about salmonella until I got to the last line :laugh:
  15. Its hard, its natural in most men to be competative, nothing to be ashamed of. Fair play to you Gnasher for an obviously very honest and heartfelt post ....I was always fircely competative when I played and more than one destroyed dressing room is testament to that fact, I just went to this whole other place in my head and I still find it hard when I watch my girls play sport to remember that its not me out there and the most important thing is that they are enjoying themselves. Funny, as most who know me off pitch would not think I was the type of person I was on the pitch. I still mis
  16. She must be hard up of a portion if she gets up at the crack of dawn to cop a length over a bin full of dead chooks!!!!
  17. Your Mum sounds like a right old c**t, unfortunately there is no know cure for this condidtion......try telling your old man you caught her getting balled by the milkman, that should take her mind off your dogs for a bit :thumbs:
  18. saluki 1/4 bullie 1/4 1/2 grey speed machines aswell Sounds like he is worried Clipper :boogie: Im not worried about yous two hounds ...more excited as I always enjoy seeing youngster start there carreer Hopefully the big lad can show youngstuff the ropes as always mate, not long now
  19. Sorry Gnasher, but I have to disagree with you about Cole mate, I played that position all my playing career, obviously not at that level, but I do know about playing striker. I used to spend hours studying all the great strikers of my time and the not so great, watching them play on video (sad huh). I have to tell you mate, the chance of getting 5 million for him would have been like winning the lotto!! I can 100% tell you he is absolutely not striker material in any way, shape or form. He lacks the little "something" that is the difference between consistantly scoring and making a back f
  20. saluki 1/4 bullie 1/4 1/2 grey speed machines aswell Sounds like he is worried Clipper :boogie:
  21. Try and get up if you can TOMO, I go up every year in October and trust me, nobody works harder than MOO to put game in front of a guest The time of year I go, its lifting......60,000 pinkfoot in the sky, pigeons galore and all the land game you could ever want, plus we always get out on a few calls for the local farmers and keepers for some pest control with the small dogs.......and best of all, the wee man!.....that lad has got some criac!! :laugh:
  22. I remember watching it as it happened and plenty of times since and I dont think I will ever get sick of it........so, to put a little smile on the faces of anyone who has ever played as centre forward.......enjoy
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