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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is
Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take
a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his
name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his
dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the
bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan
with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a
tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright
pink and perfectly formed.