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ArchieHood

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  1. :clapper: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
  2. Hard one to call Hound, but seeing its the second time I think she should cover some of your costs.Maybe you should have something printed for future customers?
  3. You'll never hit that fence post from there Snap
  4. What I cant understand is a bloke legally shoots a Hare, posts it on a Air Gun forum for fellow enthusiasts and then gets moaned at by w@nkers with no interest in the sport, and I say sport because believe it or not that's what it is.So whether you like it or not we don't give a 5hit its what we do. Rant over..........for now, its bath-time
  5. Possibly with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
  6. Dont find that very amusing Sean especially as my Grandfather was badly burnt this morning Well they don't feck about at crematoriums do they
  7. Its OUIJI Dai, cant say im a believer
  8. Surprised this is still here for a first poster
  9. Sounds like you may need to do a strip and lube.You will often get noise from the bolt if the bolt seal is missing,you can get these for about 30 pence.
  10. If you read the heading you would have noticed it said panacure 10% for cattle/sheep smartarse. And if you'd read the label correctly it would have said Panacur 10% Suspension for cattle and sheep which is completely differant to Panacar 10% for dogs smarterarse So what is the differece The wormers contain fenbendazole ,for cattle and sheep the concentrate is higher so could cause major problems to dogs if you dont get the dosage correct.
  11. If you read the heading you would have noticed it said panacure 10% for cattle/sheep smartarse. And if you'd read the label correctly it would have said Panacur 10% Suspension for cattle and sheep which is completely differant to Panacar 10% for dogs smarterarse
  12. As it is a dog and cat wormer,I think the answer could possibly be yes
  13. give us some thing harded next time Ecert pneis
  14. Think you can honestly say you both deserve a T-Shirt
  15. HAVE = Lots off kids,Big bushy beard,Religious beliefs,Funny accent DON'T HAVE= Job,Passport,Deodorant,Brains to use toilet paper,English language, Respect:thumbdown:
  16. You know where to go next time then don't you Because there WILL be a next time
  17. hi mate you dont need them as long as you got permition on the land of the farmer then thats ok lots dont like to write it down Like you say not a necessity but handy when stopped by the old bill
  18. This may be of some use Jack.....http://www.airrifleshop.co.uk/Manuals/BSAUltra.pdf
  19. Send Stevieman a PM, his missus is pretty darn good
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